I don't know what happened. >.>

Okay, I do. It's been in my head for forever. But I'd suppressed it until now! I BLAME toucanpie ! We were discussing the brilliant alexthegreat 's The (Metaphorical) Parent Trap fic. And then something terrible and kind of lolariously awesome happened.

toucanpie:  " It’s kind of like Eduardo and Mark had conceived the baby, and then Mark ( Read more... )

Title: First Crossing
Rating: PG, gen
Notes: This was written for the Lightning Round in the help_haiti auction. The prompt was a dragon POV, and I... well, I ran with it, and this is a touch cracky, but was so fun to write. It takes place in the distant, murky future of the series, and is likely to be thoroughly jossed in a couple months by Tongues of ( Read more... )

Title: These Aren't The Droids You're Looking For
Pairing/Prompt: Patrick, gen, IN SPACE
Rating: PG
Warnings: crack. oh man. such crack.
Notes: STAR WARS AU. THAT'S RIGHT. YOU HEARD ME. Also, this was intended to be much longer, but, well. There may be a sequel in the not so distant future. IN A GALAXY RIGHT HERE.
Also, huge thanks to my lovely betas ( Read more... )

So, I was playing around in
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