Between what happened the other day and what happened just now, I am completely shaken up. In the long run, it will probably be for the best. Perhaps my treatment of the world as a canvas for my satire has gone too far. (Probably because I'm not as funny as I think I am ( Read more... )

I have a girlfriend*.

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