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I have a girlfriend*.
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* - Non-exclusive relationship. Manufacturer Suggested Retail Price (MSRP), does not include taxes, freight, or delivery. Dealer may sell for less. See in-store for details. Post implies no warranty of any kind, express or implied, and by viewing this, You (the "Reader") indemnify Us (the "Blogger") from any criminal or civil damages, even in the case of negligence on the part of Us. Read the Consumer Safety Manual prior to starting. Side effects may include giddiness, happiness, and "Awwwwww, thanks!"s. If you experience emotional highs, please do not brag to all your friends. If you experience soul-crushing lows, please do not blog about it. Your mileage may vary.