If you meet any of these criteria, you might have a (healthy) addiction to Pittsburgh Penguins hockey

-Phrases like "Scratch my back with a hacksaw," "Smilin' like a butcher's dog," and "Oh, Eddie Spaghetti!" mean something to you

-You can pronounce and/or spell names like Krzysztof Oliwa, Lasse Pirjeta, Kjell Samuelsson, Joe Dziedzic, and Guillaume ( Read more... )