Late night math puns during finals week- enjoy!

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Hey guys, I'm a newbie, and while I donut know how often I can hole-d up my end of the banter I thought I'd dunkin' and post a donuts pun:

Eliza: Did you hear about the baker who sold his donut shop??
Me: No...
Eliza: Yeah, he was sick of the hole thing.
Me: ... Well why didn't he just make donut-wholes???
Eliza: ...

*ba da ching*

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CoCuZzeLLa58: lmao, classic.
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Auto response from CatsintheWalls: '....it would defeat the porpoise...'

That's great, I should use that- defeat the purpose...no wait, porpoise, damn.

Ha! The purpose of the defeated porpoise is defeated!!

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They need a porpoise in India.
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I have a boyfriend. His name is Brian. He is Irish-Italian. He would look fantastic in eyeliner, but I'm gonna have to talk him into wearing it- which I will. None of my close friends have met him. That is all.

Sarah Harmer is in Brooklyn on the 10th - tickets are $15 and the doors open at 8pm. Please come and support Indie/Folk!! If you have no idea who she is, EDUCATE YOURSELF, she's amazing and wonderful and yeah. We're all in that weird place right now and I think she'll help immensely.

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Alright, Saturday I'm going to Central Park to bicycle and picnic and scream about any and all recent events... would anyone care to join me?

ETA: Three people on board so far- we've decided for the picnic everyone should bring something.... Max's got brownies, I'll bring utensils and drinks... This is gonna be fun!!!

'X MARKS THE SPIN-OFF: Twentieth Century Fox is giving Hugh Jackman's X-Men character, Wolverine, his own movie. The studio has tapped Troy scribe David Benioff to pen the spin-off, which will likely explore the steel-clawed hero's pre-mutant days, Variety reports. In addition to Wolverine, Fox is also prepping a third X-Men.'Yes, and we all know ( Read more... )

So I sold my pink rain boots on eBay *yes, the ones that EVERY other girl had last season* and of course I immediately went scouting on the site and found myself another pair... But these aren't any ol' pair of rain boots... Nosereebob- I dun bought me a pair o' red rubber cowboy boots, complete with pointed toes, scroll work and heels. And they ( Read more... )

Haikus catching on
Helena's started a fad
JJ, I love yours.

I need to start journaling again. NEED TO. So I'm just going to start with little posts, not too time consuming and nothing special but it'll get me going again.

With that in mind-

* I'm in a one act opposite a tall, long haired *well, medium length*,
cute guy- something coming of this? *mehehe* I'm gonna try....

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