Third Deal

[notagangster]

Employment, check.

Residence, check.

Date with a bird might want to give me a black eye, check.

All right City, let's have it -- what's a fellow do for fun when he's not chatting up ornery women?

Comments

[glock30]

Getting a drink is not a date.

[notagangster]

What would you call it, love?

And anyway, maybe I wasn't talking about you.

[glock30]

A drink. There's a distinct difference. It's not a date.

Maybe, but you'd be lying out of your ass.

[notagangster]

'Course not. Nothing remotely date-like about buying a lady a drink.

It was the black part gave it away, right?

[glock30]

I'm glad we're agreed on that, then.

Well it definitely wasn't the ornery part.

[notagangster]

I'm an agreeable sort of guy.

You are a little on the ornery side, though.

[ooc: "black EYE" *facepalm*]

[glock30]

I am not ornery.

[ooc: ROFL. I understood!]

[notagangster]

Emotional?

[ooc: I practice word conservation!]

[glock30]

Is that your own personal way of telling me I'm immature?

[ooc: Someone needs to! Think of how much you're saving.]

[notagangster]

Not a bit. I never suggested emotional was the same as immature. Just trying to find a word you'll be happy with.

[ooc: We're in a recession! Can't be just throwing words around like they grow on trees.]

[glock30]

You might be trying for a while.

[ooc: You are such a model citizen. Teach me to be awesome like you!]

[notagangster]

Which sort of leads me back to my first choice.

[ooc: It's easy! Start with verbs. They use too much energy anyway.]

[glock30]

What, the black eye?

[ooc: But they're such a luxury. D:]

[notagangster]

You threaten people with black eyes when you're happy?

[ooc: Well...I guess if you use them sparingly. Treat yourself once in a while.]

[glock30]

Be happy it's a black eye. Usually it's a gun.

[ooc: EXCELLENT.]

[notagangster]

Been there, love, and didn't enjoy it a bit. What have I got to do to keep from getting that threat?