Third Deal

[notagangster]

Employment, check.

Residence, check.

Date with a bird might want to give me a black eye, check.

All right City, let's have it -- what's a fellow do for fun when he's not chatting up ornery women?

Comments

[so_very_greedy]

Chat up some non-ornery ones?

[notagangster]

You got a line on where I might find some?

[so_very_greedy]

My own club always has a choice selection.

[notagangster]

Oh? Where would this club be?

[glock30]

Getting a drink is not a date.

[notagangster]

What would you call it, love?

And anyway, maybe I wasn't talking about you.

[glock30]

A drink. There's a distinct difference. It's not a date.

Maybe, but you'd be lying out of your ass.

[notagangster]

'Course not. Nothing remotely date-like about buying a lady a drink.

It was the black part gave it away, right?

[razrsharp]

You'd seek a blackeye willingly?

[notagangster]

From the right lady, sure. Wouldn't you?

[razrsharp]

And impair half my ability to take her in with my vision?

[notagangster]

But if the choice is between black eye and missed opportunity, sometimes you just gotta take the hit.

[sciencedaughter]

Though it may seem cliche, I must advise "chatting up" women of a more amenable nature.

[notagangster]

Would I knew where to find some, love.

[sciencedaughter]

Do they seem... truly so rare?

[notagangster]

Don't know. Only woman I've been able to talk into giving me the time of day since I got here, I'm pretty sure she's doing it half so she can take the piss out of me.