So who do I send flowers to for keeping me off the list for this 'reliving old injuries' or whatever curse? Don't really need the reminder, it wasn't that long ago, still got the bloodstains on my shirt, so thanks whoever you are ( Read more... )

Employment, check.

Residence, check.

Date with a bird might want to give me a black eye, check.

All right City, let's have it -- what's a fellow do for fun when he's not chatting up ornery women?

So is this curse shit a once-in-a-while type thing, or do I need to get myself used to the city turning itself inside out regularly ( Read more... )