Look, for all of my worldly knowledge, if it isn't at least blood-contagious, I don't know what it is, and before you ask, I suck at behavioral research.

So what the fuck is Boxing Day?

So, after two lovely nights spent in a turkey-infested tree, I decided to try out the 'apartments for no rent' option. Forgive me, I'm stubborn. And apartments with no rent? Excuse me? I'm not dead, and turkeys don't go to heaven ( Read more... )