100th. st. There

[not_avampire]

Alright, start the Ewan jokes. These are not the droids you're looking for. But if you're unoriginal and use one of the ones I've heard before, I'll... sad, or something. Probably dissapointed.

And I fucking need new locks, I'm not kidding. Shit.

[ooc He's responded to my bad choice of a PB 'Ewan comments' from ic characters out of curses before

Comments

[sundowned]

Can I simply say I love you?

[not_avampire]

Can't see why not!

[sundowned]

♥ You're very good with children, you know~

[not_avampire]

...I am? Shit, news to me.

[into_theblack]

Haven't seen any babies crawling on the ceiling lately, have you?

[not_avampire]

You're right, I do need to rewatch Trainspotting.

[into_theblack]

So. How's vampirism treating you?

[not_avampire]

Right now? Pretty okay, frozen meat notwithstanding.

[slutty]

Hey, hey- What's wrong with being compared to Ewan?

[not_avampire]

Not much, but still.

[slutty]

Jedi jokes getting to you?

[not_avampire]

"I don't need your identification," whenever I get carded is a hassle, yeah.

[myxginxblossoms]

Let's be friends.

[not_avampire]

Ooooooookay. Sounds cool.

[myxginxblossoms]

Yay!

I'll bake you a cake, and then we can watch a movie! I promise to take care not to get your virus, don't worry.

[myxginxblossoms]

And by virus, I mean parasite. But you know--words never come when quite right when I'm shepherding them along. ^^;;;