100th. st. There

[not_avampire]

Alright, start the Ewan jokes. These are not the droids you're looking for. But if you're unoriginal and use one of the ones I've heard before, I'll... sad, or something. Probably dissapointed.

And I fucking need new locks, I'm not kidding. Shit.

[ooc He's responded to my bad choice of a PB 'Ewan comments' from ic characters out of curses before

Comments

[slutty]

Hey, hey- What's wrong with being compared to Ewan?

[not_avampire]

Not much, but still.

[slutty]

Jedi jokes getting to you?

[not_avampire]

"I don't need your identification," whenever I get carded is a hassle, yeah.

[slutty]

Seems like there could be some perk to that, though, don't you think?

[not_avampire]

Well, not really, because usually they don't mean it; they just say it to be assholes.

[slutty]

Aw man, and here I was thinking you could use your look-alike status to get into parties and such.

[not_avampire]

Pfft, no. I don't go to parties.

[slutty]

Can't risk spreadin' what ya got~?

[not_avampire]

...Pretty much, yeah.

[slutty]

Understandable... I'm sure parties are overrated, anyways.

[not_avampire]

They really fucking are.

[slutty]

Ah, I've never been to one, myself.

[not_avampire]

You aren't missing out on anything, no worries.

[slutty]

Didn't think I was. |D

[not_avampire]

Awesome, listening to my advice before I give it.