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[not_avampire]

Alright, start the Ewan jokes. These are not the droids you're looking for. But if you're unoriginal and use one of the ones I've heard before, I'll... sad, or something. Probably dissapointed.

And I fucking need new locks, I'm not kidding. Shit.

[ooc He's responded to my bad choice of a PB 'Ewan comments' from ic characters out of curses before

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[myxginxblossoms]

Let's be friends.

[not_avampire]

Ooooooookay. Sounds cool.

[myxginxblossoms]

Yay!

I'll bake you a cake, and then we can watch a movie! I promise to take care not to get your virus, don't worry.

[myxginxblossoms]

And by virus, I mean parasite. But you know--words never come when quite right when I'm shepherding them along. ^^;;;

[not_avampire]

Eh, no problem, it makes me sound like less of a freak when you say 'virus' instead of 'parasite', anyway.

Can we replace cake with meatloaf?

[myxginxblossoms]

You're not a freak! You're fabulous!

...YES. I have a fabulous recipe for upside-down meatloaf with lots of ketchup and brown sugar, but it's too much for me and my roommates, so I never get to make it. But I could make a double batch, because I know you and Lace could eat it!

Have I mentioned how well I like Lace? You hold onto that girl, sir.

[not_avampire]

A fabulous freak!

...That sounds fantastic. Um. So you seriously need to make me food, now.

I plan to!

[myxginxblossoms]

The best of both worlds, like Davids Bowie and Byrne!

...I will! May I cook it at your place? I'll bring over everything necessary.

I knew I liked you. You're a smart kid. Keep my buds Evey and Ptolemy in line now, you hear?

[not_avampire]

But I won't name my kid something that rhymes with 'Thompson'.

Noooo, food should not be cooked at our place. Sometimes the lab area spills into the kitchen and it gets... bad.

Or they'll keep me in line, I think.

[myxginxblossoms]

I should hope not. "Chompson Thompson, dinnertime!" There's not a lot to work with, there.

...But I don't have a kitchen here! DDD:

One way or another.