the poooweeer of kroooooll...
La la la I am TOTALLY writing fic, look I even have the file open.
LAST TIME, Romana was about to be eated by KROLL. Kroll! Kroll! Kroll! Kroll!
The Doctor goes "I know that scream, it is Romana!" and runs to save her from... a man in a suit who he hits inna stomach. It looked like he knifed him but he didn't. It's only Ten that would knife you. Romana somehow couldn't tell it was a man in a suit, even though it was clearly a man in a suit. I feel the special effects failed to sell that moment.
The Dryfoots are going to attack at dawn. Is it Ronan Dutt? It's something anyway. I think he is Oirish like Angel. He says it is too soon to fight.
Four and Romana talk and he is relieved she's not pregnant but just dropped the locator thingy. The Delta Magnans have been moved from their home to this seemingly-useless moon and now the humans want to move them again cos they found methane or something.
This is the least fun so far. Needs moar lols. And/or less of the boring characters.
"He's a Swampie-lover!!11!"
Oh, Kroll swallowed into him the symbol of his power, was that the segment BY ANY CHANCE?There's Kroll! It is, like, a bit big. Think how big Kroll's cock (or vag) must be. Worship Kroll or kill Dutt, what a choice, eh? He gave them shit weapons.
OH FUCK OFF BORING COLONIALIST OPPRESSORS. Idk what they are saying it is too boring to absorb.
Oh god the methane is Kroll's farts? Thanks, Romana.
"Introduce me."
"As what?"
"As a wise and wonderful person who wants to help, don't exagerrate."
"This is erm..."
"Sieze them!"
"I told you not to exagerrate."
WIN AT LAST.
Can't everyone on the refinery just drop dead and then the problem is over and fun can happen? Was the writer all "My boring characters are MUCH more interesting than the regulars!"?
Four and Romana are to die by the seventh holy ritual. BUT YAY a boring man is being eated by a tentacle! GREAT LOLS albeit unintentional lols. CLIFFHANGER!
DON'T WORRY, FLIST, only this and Armageddon Factor to go and then I will watch S17 because it is yummy like unto cake.
LAST TIME, Romana was about to be eated by KROLL. Kroll! Kroll! Kroll! Kroll!
The Doctor goes "I know that scream, it is Romana!" and runs to save her from... a man in a suit who he hits inna stomach. It looked like he knifed him but he didn't. It's only Ten that would knife you. Romana somehow couldn't tell it was a man in a suit, even though it was clearly a man in a suit. I feel the special effects failed to sell that moment.
The Dryfoots are going to attack at dawn. Is it Ronan Dutt? It's something anyway. I think he is Oirish like Angel. He says it is too soon to fight.
Four and Romana talk and he is relieved she's not pregnant but just dropped the locator thingy. The Delta Magnans have been moved from their home to this seemingly-useless moon and now the humans want to move them again cos they found methane or something.
This is the least fun so far. Needs moar lols. And/or less of the boring characters.
"He's a Swampie-lover!!11!"
Oh, Kroll swallowed into him the symbol of his power, was that the segment BY ANY CHANCE?There's Kroll! It is, like, a bit big. Think how big Kroll's cock (or vag) must be. Worship Kroll or kill Dutt, what a choice, eh? He gave them shit weapons.
OH FUCK OFF BORING COLONIALIST OPPRESSORS. Idk what they are saying it is too boring to absorb.
Oh god the methane is Kroll's farts? Thanks, Romana.
"Introduce me."
"As what?"
"As a wise and wonderful person who wants to help, don't exagerrate."
"This is erm..."
"Sieze them!"
"I told you not to exagerrate."
WIN AT LAST.
Can't everyone on the refinery just drop dead and then the problem is over and fun can happen? Was the writer all "My boring characters are MUCH more interesting than the regulars!"?
Four and Romana are to die by the seventh holy ritual. BUT YAY a boring man is being eated by a tentacle! GREAT LOLS albeit unintentional lols. CLIFFHANGER!
DON'T WORRY, FLIST, only this and Armageddon Factor to go and then I will watch S17 because it is yummy like unto cake.