My office microwave Michael Bay's Transformed, resulting in a workplace injury!
- I opena da door
- I inserta da food
- I cooka da food. Beeep!
- I opena da door. The light turns on. The plate spins up. The radiation giving hum swells.
- I abruptly close the door.
- I open the door. The light turns on. The plate rotates. It burns me with the power of a
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