My hand got microwaved!

[nospamat]

My office microwave Michael Bay's Transformed, resulting in a workplace injury!

1. I opena da door
   
2. I inserta da food
   
3. I cooka da food. Beeep!
   
4. I opena da door. The light turns on. The plate spins up. The radiation giving hum swells.
   
5. I abruptly close the door.
   
6. I open the door. The light turns on. The plate rotates. It burns me with the power of a thousand cell phones.
   
7. Do I close the door? Yes, I close the door.

Hypothesis: The polarity of the door open / door closed switch is reversed.
Procedure: Close the door. Program to cook for one second. Engage.
Results: My burrito is one heat-second warmer. Microbitch still wants to slap me.
Conclusion: Thoughts of a work of popular entertainment I know only by reference, in which electronics rebel.