Happy Birthday to Me + Thanksgiving Break
December 1st. 20 years after evacuating my mom's tummy. We went to an early 4:00 birthday dinner because Stephanie had work at 6ish and she’s kind of a big deal in my life. Steph, Caro, Pepe, Nick, Paul, Kenny, Danielle, Maria, Megan, Russ, Frankie, Petey, Frank. I believe that’s everyone who could make it. We went to Duffy’s and it was yummy yummy as usual. (Family dinner would be the next night for Hibachi at Sushi Ray...yummy yummy as well!)
Before dinner with my friends (after my dreadful World Politics final), I went to Caro’s to open her and Steph’s presents. They got me lots of random things with lots of pretty and funny effort. First there was the Limited Too bra. Not even gonna lie…it’s actually cute and there’s a 99% chance I’ll wear it regularly. They were originally going with the training bra just to be large-breasted bitches but figured it’d be a waste of anything. They also got me some pretty panties with an attached note to each, as well as a sex positions book along with three special condoms to mock the fact that I never need them. Neither do they. Oh and then there was the sex game. Those whores. Apparently they thought it was that fun sex dice you play with your friends, but when we looked into it they realized it’s a very personal sex game for partners. Stephanie’s like, “oh nooo we can still play with our friends..!!” Caro and I had to explain to her that it doesn’t work like that. There’s some weird shit I’d feel awkward doing with my husband. But okay Stephanie, feel free.
So anyways, after dinner we all went home for a bit and I went back to Pepe’s a couple hours later to play an awful game of beer pong after which I immediately sat out till it was time to go to Wishing Well. Oh and I brought myself a glass of red wine that was very yummy as usual but of course made my teeth purplish which I despise. Not important. We had a few drinks there, and it was some other guy’s birthday too so they had all these birthday hats and gave us some. Steph and I teamed up with these two guys who had the pool table, and of course my boy and I won. Geoff apparently knows them.
They closed at 2 so we went to Nick’s for the rest of the night. Will and Steph got into it because he’s a total prick. He was being really mean so I couldn’t mind my own business. I had a nice long talk with that boy and set his ass straight. At first I was pissed but then I was nice because it’s the only way to get through. I asked at the end if it went in one ear and out the other and he said no I hear you. I said I know you hear me but do you understand? He said yeah I do and you’re right. I’m sure I was just right for the night and he’ll go back to his same ways. Wasn’t his biggest fan today at the Macro final. I guess I, along with all his “friends,” just don’t like him. No one likes a prick especially if he has nothing to offer, not even humor.
Steph and I ended up staying up talking to Nick till like 5:30. He really is the best kid ever. My favorite. And he knows it. Alex calls me out on my little crush all the freaking time…and it’s okay with me.
A few days before that, Nick and Paul had a bunch of our friends over their place too. (Yup, really the best.) Oh and we were a baller beer pong team. Yes yes made a very good team, won a few games, ran the table, you know. Paul wanted Jen and it was hilarious. Then there was that little part of the conversation that I’m just glad the boys were too drunk to remember (even though they’re probably pretending because I really don’t recall them being so bad.) Not important. As long as I think they don’t remember I’m okay.
The next night I went to Neighborhood’s with Frank and Nick and Manny. Everyone else was at Lauren’s. Steven came with me too…we were supposed to go to Duffy’s but that place went psycho. But Neighborhood’s was soooo much fun, I haven’t been so perfectly drunk in so long. I was sitting at the bar talking to that man that had me covered when Jen, Steph, Sophia, and Geoff came up. I went even more ridiculously happy. They had a couple drinks and we stayed till closing. APPARENTLY everything East of Military Trail has to stop serving alcohol at 2 AM. This is new to me. That’s why Duffy’s goes all night! So yeah when I got home my world was spinning but I was fine. Then Tyler and Michelle got back. Yeah. I do love Tyler!
Thanksgiving was good. The whole family was here along with all my mom’s friends. We did karaoke all night and then I finally went to Alex’s where Matt proceeded to make fun of me and my long denim skirt. I thought someone would call me out on the boots but nope…it was the skirt. He’s like, “what are you some kind of churchgoer? What were you thinking when you left your house? You might as well be wearing sequins…oh wait…you are.” It was very funny and I’m used to it. Then he’s like, “don’t tell me you’re wearing granny panties too…I hope you have an excuse for that.” I’m just like yes I’m menstruating. Everyone’s like Ew Vanessa! He’s like are you bleeding through? They’re all like Ew Matt! Then Lauren went ahead and gave me the biggest wedgie of my life. Then on the way home there was that whole truck hit the tree thing with Brad and Robbie and Tyler and Travis. Good times.
One of those nights I just went to Garren’s for a little and hung out with his family. They were all so cool. Then all the boys went to Neighborhoods. And when we left there Paul, Garren, Steph and I went to Paul’s itsy bitsy house. I almost got lost going to the bathroom, never seen anything like it. It’s as pretty as the Roselli’s but it’s on the water and I’m just plain jealous of his beach backyard. We hung out there for a bit and stumbled on the “is that a roach” situation. It was hilarious and I’m so doing that again when Paul comes home.
Guess I covered all nights except the one at Lauren’s with the princess crowns. Not much to say about that, but it was fun. Geez that was ridiculous. From now on I’ll write everything down every day and not have to dig so deep into my memory. The end!
Before dinner with my friends (after my dreadful World Politics final), I went to Caro’s to open her and Steph’s presents. They got me lots of random things with lots of pretty and funny effort. First there was the Limited Too bra. Not even gonna lie…it’s actually cute and there’s a 99% chance I’ll wear it regularly. They were originally going with the training bra just to be large-breasted bitches but figured it’d be a waste of anything. They also got me some pretty panties with an attached note to each, as well as a sex positions book along with three special condoms to mock the fact that I never need them. Neither do they. Oh and then there was the sex game. Those whores. Apparently they thought it was that fun sex dice you play with your friends, but when we looked into it they realized it’s a very personal sex game for partners. Stephanie’s like, “oh nooo we can still play with our friends..!!” Caro and I had to explain to her that it doesn’t work like that. There’s some weird shit I’d feel awkward doing with my husband. But okay Stephanie, feel free.
So anyways, after dinner we all went home for a bit and I went back to Pepe’s a couple hours later to play an awful game of beer pong after which I immediately sat out till it was time to go to Wishing Well. Oh and I brought myself a glass of red wine that was very yummy as usual but of course made my teeth purplish which I despise. Not important. We had a few drinks there, and it was some other guy’s birthday too so they had all these birthday hats and gave us some. Steph and I teamed up with these two guys who had the pool table, and of course my boy and I won. Geoff apparently knows them.
They closed at 2 so we went to Nick’s for the rest of the night. Will and Steph got into it because he’s a total prick. He was being really mean so I couldn’t mind my own business. I had a nice long talk with that boy and set his ass straight. At first I was pissed but then I was nice because it’s the only way to get through. I asked at the end if it went in one ear and out the other and he said no I hear you. I said I know you hear me but do you understand? He said yeah I do and you’re right. I’m sure I was just right for the night and he’ll go back to his same ways. Wasn’t his biggest fan today at the Macro final. I guess I, along with all his “friends,” just don’t like him. No one likes a prick especially if he has nothing to offer, not even humor.
Steph and I ended up staying up talking to Nick till like 5:30. He really is the best kid ever. My favorite. And he knows it. Alex calls me out on my little crush all the freaking time…and it’s okay with me.
A few days before that, Nick and Paul had a bunch of our friends over their place too. (Yup, really the best.) Oh and we were a baller beer pong team. Yes yes made a very good team, won a few games, ran the table, you know. Paul wanted Jen and it was hilarious. Then there was that little part of the conversation that I’m just glad the boys were too drunk to remember (even though they’re probably pretending because I really don’t recall them being so bad.) Not important. As long as I think they don’t remember I’m okay.
The next night I went to Neighborhood’s with Frank and Nick and Manny. Everyone else was at Lauren’s. Steven came with me too…we were supposed to go to Duffy’s but that place went psycho. But Neighborhood’s was soooo much fun, I haven’t been so perfectly drunk in so long. I was sitting at the bar talking to that man that had me covered when Jen, Steph, Sophia, and Geoff came up. I went even more ridiculously happy. They had a couple drinks and we stayed till closing. APPARENTLY everything East of Military Trail has to stop serving alcohol at 2 AM. This is new to me. That’s why Duffy’s goes all night! So yeah when I got home my world was spinning but I was fine. Then Tyler and Michelle got back. Yeah. I do love Tyler!
Thanksgiving was good. The whole family was here along with all my mom’s friends. We did karaoke all night and then I finally went to Alex’s where Matt proceeded to make fun of me and my long denim skirt. I thought someone would call me out on the boots but nope…it was the skirt. He’s like, “what are you some kind of churchgoer? What were you thinking when you left your house? You might as well be wearing sequins…oh wait…you are.” It was very funny and I’m used to it. Then he’s like, “don’t tell me you’re wearing granny panties too…I hope you have an excuse for that.” I’m just like yes I’m menstruating. Everyone’s like Ew Vanessa! He’s like are you bleeding through? They’re all like Ew Matt! Then Lauren went ahead and gave me the biggest wedgie of my life. Then on the way home there was that whole truck hit the tree thing with Brad and Robbie and Tyler and Travis. Good times.
One of those nights I just went to Garren’s for a little and hung out with his family. They were all so cool. Then all the boys went to Neighborhoods. And when we left there Paul, Garren, Steph and I went to Paul’s itsy bitsy house. I almost got lost going to the bathroom, never seen anything like it. It’s as pretty as the Roselli’s but it’s on the water and I’m just plain jealous of his beach backyard. We hung out there for a bit and stumbled on the “is that a roach” situation. It was hilarious and I’m so doing that again when Paul comes home.
Guess I covered all nights except the one at Lauren’s with the princess crowns. Not much to say about that, but it was fun. Geez that was ridiculous. From now on I’ll write everything down every day and not have to dig so deep into my memory. The end!