Life Review
Before I say anything else, I am in love with Pepe, Cozzo, and Blilie. As well as Nick, Paul, and Travis. Completely. All my boys. They're amazing.
Alright here we go again on the daily life update. Let’s go back to Thursday December 7th-Travis’s birthday. Caro actually came out that night. We pre-gamed at Cozzo/Pepe’s and had a jolly old time. I pulled out the camera and took some lovely ones. I drove Steph, Caro, Cozzo, Pepe, and the 2 other boys Mike and Lou. Nick’s car had Danielle, Travis, Kenny, and Crotta. Cozzo and his 2 boys ended up not coming into Slims and went to another bar because some ID complications not allowing them to get in. We ran into Geoff and Brad so Steph and I were really excited about that. It was a really fun night. Got back to Cozzo’s a little before 5 and although I was ready to keep going, the girls were pushing to go. Steph was hungry and Caro had to go back to her boyfriend’s because she was “tired”.
Friday was our date and half night. Ty picked up me and Steph and we went to Coldstone and then to see a movie. Steph and I rock/paper/scissored for our choice when we got there. It was between Casino Royale and Turistas. She won. So we went watched Turistas and I hated it. A lot. Then we went back to Ty’s and played Charades with Justin, Jeremy, Colin, Cristina, and Brittany. 4 boys versus 4 girls and of course we won. It was so much fun though. F-ing hilarious. Oh and there was one where I had to act out Mission Impossible and of course instead of doing the spy move with a gun, I went for the famous Tom Cruise couch jump from Oprah. No one would get it. But then Stephanie said Tom Cruise, although later I found out she was thinking Jerry Maguire. It was weird. But anyways, we got it. The other ones were ridiculously funny though. We love playing those games with them.
Saturday night Joe Roselli invited me to a Lynn party. He said it was cool if I brought Steph and Danielle and eventually Cozzo as well. When the 3 of us girls got there, I swear we were getting grilled by every girl at that party. We were like wow what bitches. Then we miraculously ran into Pepe’s ex Danielle and her friend Brittany who was just as cool as her. Then Steph and I took on the Beer Pong table of course. They play 10 cup and they had a rule where if you lose by 6 or more cups you have to go in the pool. And that rule was enforced, so we were a little nervous. But we ain’t neva scurrd. It was down to the last cup on both sides. Such a close game but we did lose. Everyone was in shock as they usually are. Then we went for Flip Cup and of course that’s always as much fun as Pong. Some guy at one point tried to get me in the bathroom with him, not sure if he was being a clown or actually trying to hook up. But I forced that bitch out because I had to pee. Had there not been 10 people waiting in line for the potty, I may have been scared. Danielle and Cozzo left a little early, Will ended up coming because he’s good friends with them too. They’re all on the Baseball team. The baseball players tend to be our best friends. And Steph, being the “cleat chaser” she is, wanted Chad. Really wants him. But Joe and I went outside by the car and he played his guitar (might be the best I ever heard) while I sang. Gosh I have an awful voice. It was fun though. A lot of fun. I love that kid, he’s amazing.
Monday we just had a lax night at Nick/Paul’s. We played Guesstures and some more nonsense. Talked and whatnot. Nothing big, but it’s always a good time with those boys. And Sunday I stayed home by myself watching CSI as I’ve been doing all break. Oh yeah and the previous Tuesday or Wednesday was when Geoff came by and we went for a drive to have a chat. The security guard came to our car thinking we were doing bad things. Well, I suppose we were, but not what that dirty mind of his was probably thinking. I love Geoff. Now back to chronology.
Wednesday was Steph’s and my night at Duffy’s. Couldn’t get Hunter or anyone to come out. But we dropped by Lynn to hang out with Joe and a couple of his roommates at first. We left there while they got ready, stopped by Nick and Paul’s to say hello, and Steph to decide she wants to take over the vacuum. When she was done cleaning and it was almost our 10:00 deadline, we left for Duffy’s. Joe and his 2 friends met us there for an appetizer and a couple drinks. And insisted on paying the bill. That wasn’t the point and I appreciate it but hate it. Then they left because Joe was out for finals and New Jersey early in the morning. Steph and I stuck around for the rest of the night till like 4. We challenged everyone in Beer Pong and should’ve played for money. In fact, we should really start doing that. It was funny though because it’s usually an On night for one of us and an Off night for the other, switches around, or just one game one carries the team and the next game the other does. I mean it’s no big deal, because there’s no “I” in team, but still. There was a three-game streak where I would make the first, third, and fifth cups, and she would make the second, fourth, and sixth. But it happened three games in a row. We were like wtf. It was great though because whatever, we won every time.
We get home at 4 something, and instead of Steph sleeping over as usual, she gets in her car to go home because she has work in the morning and this time it matters to her. So I stand at the front door just ya know, to make sure she drives away safely with no man getting in her car or something. She didn’t even know I was watching but I’m a psycho like that. So I see a car parked across the street, and then hear a loud slam and the car shaking. Oooohh myyyy Gooood. I went to my room to get my phone and before letting her say anything I’m like, please tell me you did not just hit that car. She’s like I’m freaking out I’m turning around right now. I still wonder if she was going to say anything if I hadn’t seen it myself. That’s what most people do. But when I went out there with my flashlight, I realized there was no way to get away with that. There was a huge dent in that Infiniti coated with her teal car paint. We woke up my dad and he told us to just put a note on the door with her information. We did just that. And Steph was predictably very upset. I told her not to worry about it, but that’s what she gets for A- not having a rear view mirror and B- reversing out of a driveway at such high speed. My dad is very unpleased with knowing she’s been driving around without that rear view mirror for so many months. Very unpleased.
Blilie came in on Thursday. He texts me “how horny are you right now?” Lmao, Steph and I were cracking up, because he always says that out loud and in person. He ended up saying he’s not coming anymore and had a convincing reason. Then he’s like, “hahahaha you were so upset, don’t worry I’m already here.” I go, “what are you, the anti-Christ?” and he says, “you can call me Blilie.” Anyways, we went to Slims that night. Of course hung out at Cozzo’s for a few hours first. Lauren came too. And I drove again, and picked up Candice on the way. She and Pepe hit it off at Slims, I loved it. And Danielle and I were playing paparazzi with Travis and random girl making out. Typical fun night at Slims.
Candice came out again on Friday. Taken care of by Alex. And Miquel and Sophia came too. What a night! We hung out at Pepe’s again and then went to Atlantic Ave. Busters was the name of the bar and they didn’t ID us so we loved it. Ran into Scott who’s been trying to take me out to dinner for so long now, and made me pinky promise I would let him. He’s a silly. And pretty sure he’s a Lynn slut. Herman, Rod, Liz, Christine, and Alyssa showed up too. And then Frank too. Def had enough to drink by then. So much fun. Miquel drove us girls back and then she left, but we continued partying, Flip Cup and such, and had so much fun. Including where I was forcing Cozzo to say things he didn't want to say. "It would ruin our friendship, Vanessa." "SAY IT!" Fucking hilarious. They all though I was serious. And then there's that picture from when he's doing the kegstand. Soooo funny. We all passed out there. Watched Pirates of the Caribbean in the morning, and finally ended that crazy night.
Saturday I was tired. I went to some Doctors’ party with my parents for a little, and then to Cozzo’s. Just to hang out for a little before they left for the bar. Of course that couldn’t happen because we’re obsessed with Blilie and want every minute we can have. So we went to the bar where Amy works which ended up being at F-ing PGA blvd. Ridiculous. But it was cool again. Best Sex on the Beach of my life. She’s amazing. The whole “would you say thank you or fuck off?” thing was then. I would say Thank You! HA!
Sunday was the big day. Big party. Too big. The 3 kegs ran out so Matt and I collected money. People are assholes and I hate them all. Steph and I went to go pick up more beer, which Cozzo threw down so much for. So unfair. So we got like $83 worth of beer and came back. Cozzo brought the cooler outside and stuck it in the trunk after moving some of the beer cans into it. Then he closed the drunk. With the keys inside. Along with all 108 beers. Luckily I had my AAA card on me so I called them and they were there in about an hour. Problem solved. The party was fun. Bisson and Cozzo are officially in love. They won the tournament along with the $160 prize-it was $5 to enter. Good times. So we left at 4 or 5. And actually went to Paul’s from there. Hung out for a little bit. Where that kid Jason really wanted Stephanie and it was hilarious. Came home after sunrise. The party was over.
Monday I needed the night off. A break. So we decided we’d see a movie. But we did so much more. All I got was a break from drinking. Not the break I needed from going out at all. We went to Sophia’s and watched Dane Cook, then went to “Blilie’s” to say goodbye, then to Lauren’s to do some more nothingness. I made beanless bean dip and it was yummy. Oh, and I took responsibility for the broken clock. Without permission. Thank you, Lauren.
Tuesday I finally got the night off. I actually stayed home and went to bed at a decent hour. And I loved it.
Last night-Wednesday-was Duffy’s night again. Mattson, Hunter, Zima, Richie, Kiel, Burkhart, Marisa, Colleen, Jen, Steph, Bisson, Cozzo, and Pepe. We told them things would be fine, but shit happened. It was different. The boys ended up having to leave, and we stayed for a while, and finally went to Nick/Paul’s apartment. Jen got sick. Poor little girl. We stayed up till late talking about…who knows? Steph and Will and Paul got really into the whole love/attraction philosophy. Kinda weird. So when that was over, Jen and Steph came to bed.
Didn’t do much today…as has usually been the case this break. I sleep till 3 on the regular and I hate it. But I love it. It’ll only last a month. TIME FOR SLIMS!!!!!
PS if anyone made it to the bottom of this review of my life....well, I’m sorry, because that sucks. No one should waste their time. It’s a bunch of meaningless babble. Like this.
Alright here we go again on the daily life update. Let’s go back to Thursday December 7th-Travis’s birthday. Caro actually came out that night. We pre-gamed at Cozzo/Pepe’s and had a jolly old time. I pulled out the camera and took some lovely ones. I drove Steph, Caro, Cozzo, Pepe, and the 2 other boys Mike and Lou. Nick’s car had Danielle, Travis, Kenny, and Crotta. Cozzo and his 2 boys ended up not coming into Slims and went to another bar because some ID complications not allowing them to get in. We ran into Geoff and Brad so Steph and I were really excited about that. It was a really fun night. Got back to Cozzo’s a little before 5 and although I was ready to keep going, the girls were pushing to go. Steph was hungry and Caro had to go back to her boyfriend’s because she was “tired”.
Friday was our date and half night. Ty picked up me and Steph and we went to Coldstone and then to see a movie. Steph and I rock/paper/scissored for our choice when we got there. It was between Casino Royale and Turistas. She won. So we went watched Turistas and I hated it. A lot. Then we went back to Ty’s and played Charades with Justin, Jeremy, Colin, Cristina, and Brittany. 4 boys versus 4 girls and of course we won. It was so much fun though. F-ing hilarious. Oh and there was one where I had to act out Mission Impossible and of course instead of doing the spy move with a gun, I went for the famous Tom Cruise couch jump from Oprah. No one would get it. But then Stephanie said Tom Cruise, although later I found out she was thinking Jerry Maguire. It was weird. But anyways, we got it. The other ones were ridiculously funny though. We love playing those games with them.
Saturday night Joe Roselli invited me to a Lynn party. He said it was cool if I brought Steph and Danielle and eventually Cozzo as well. When the 3 of us girls got there, I swear we were getting grilled by every girl at that party. We were like wow what bitches. Then we miraculously ran into Pepe’s ex Danielle and her friend Brittany who was just as cool as her. Then Steph and I took on the Beer Pong table of course. They play 10 cup and they had a rule where if you lose by 6 or more cups you have to go in the pool. And that rule was enforced, so we were a little nervous. But we ain’t neva scurrd. It was down to the last cup on both sides. Such a close game but we did lose. Everyone was in shock as they usually are. Then we went for Flip Cup and of course that’s always as much fun as Pong. Some guy at one point tried to get me in the bathroom with him, not sure if he was being a clown or actually trying to hook up. But I forced that bitch out because I had to pee. Had there not been 10 people waiting in line for the potty, I may have been scared. Danielle and Cozzo left a little early, Will ended up coming because he’s good friends with them too. They’re all on the Baseball team. The baseball players tend to be our best friends. And Steph, being the “cleat chaser” she is, wanted Chad. Really wants him. But Joe and I went outside by the car and he played his guitar (might be the best I ever heard) while I sang. Gosh I have an awful voice. It was fun though. A lot of fun. I love that kid, he’s amazing.
Monday we just had a lax night at Nick/Paul’s. We played Guesstures and some more nonsense. Talked and whatnot. Nothing big, but it’s always a good time with those boys. And Sunday I stayed home by myself watching CSI as I’ve been doing all break. Oh yeah and the previous Tuesday or Wednesday was when Geoff came by and we went for a drive to have a chat. The security guard came to our car thinking we were doing bad things. Well, I suppose we were, but not what that dirty mind of his was probably thinking. I love Geoff. Now back to chronology.
Wednesday was Steph’s and my night at Duffy’s. Couldn’t get Hunter or anyone to come out. But we dropped by Lynn to hang out with Joe and a couple of his roommates at first. We left there while they got ready, stopped by Nick and Paul’s to say hello, and Steph to decide she wants to take over the vacuum. When she was done cleaning and it was almost our 10:00 deadline, we left for Duffy’s. Joe and his 2 friends met us there for an appetizer and a couple drinks. And insisted on paying the bill. That wasn’t the point and I appreciate it but hate it. Then they left because Joe was out for finals and New Jersey early in the morning. Steph and I stuck around for the rest of the night till like 4. We challenged everyone in Beer Pong and should’ve played for money. In fact, we should really start doing that. It was funny though because it’s usually an On night for one of us and an Off night for the other, switches around, or just one game one carries the team and the next game the other does. I mean it’s no big deal, because there’s no “I” in team, but still. There was a three-game streak where I would make the first, third, and fifth cups, and she would make the second, fourth, and sixth. But it happened three games in a row. We were like wtf. It was great though because whatever, we won every time.
We get home at 4 something, and instead of Steph sleeping over as usual, she gets in her car to go home because she has work in the morning and this time it matters to her. So I stand at the front door just ya know, to make sure she drives away safely with no man getting in her car or something. She didn’t even know I was watching but I’m a psycho like that. So I see a car parked across the street, and then hear a loud slam and the car shaking. Oooohh myyyy Gooood. I went to my room to get my phone and before letting her say anything I’m like, please tell me you did not just hit that car. She’s like I’m freaking out I’m turning around right now. I still wonder if she was going to say anything if I hadn’t seen it myself. That’s what most people do. But when I went out there with my flashlight, I realized there was no way to get away with that. There was a huge dent in that Infiniti coated with her teal car paint. We woke up my dad and he told us to just put a note on the door with her information. We did just that. And Steph was predictably very upset. I told her not to worry about it, but that’s what she gets for A- not having a rear view mirror and B- reversing out of a driveway at such high speed. My dad is very unpleased with knowing she’s been driving around without that rear view mirror for so many months. Very unpleased.
Blilie came in on Thursday. He texts me “how horny are you right now?” Lmao, Steph and I were cracking up, because he always says that out loud and in person. He ended up saying he’s not coming anymore and had a convincing reason. Then he’s like, “hahahaha you were so upset, don’t worry I’m already here.” I go, “what are you, the anti-Christ?” and he says, “you can call me Blilie.” Anyways, we went to Slims that night. Of course hung out at Cozzo’s for a few hours first. Lauren came too. And I drove again, and picked up Candice on the way. She and Pepe hit it off at Slims, I loved it. And Danielle and I were playing paparazzi with Travis and random girl making out. Typical fun night at Slims.
Candice came out again on Friday. Taken care of by Alex. And Miquel and Sophia came too. What a night! We hung out at Pepe’s again and then went to Atlantic Ave. Busters was the name of the bar and they didn’t ID us so we loved it. Ran into Scott who’s been trying to take me out to dinner for so long now, and made me pinky promise I would let him. He’s a silly. And pretty sure he’s a Lynn slut. Herman, Rod, Liz, Christine, and Alyssa showed up too. And then Frank too. Def had enough to drink by then. So much fun. Miquel drove us girls back and then she left, but we continued partying, Flip Cup and such, and had so much fun. Including where I was forcing Cozzo to say things he didn't want to say. "It would ruin our friendship, Vanessa." "SAY IT!" Fucking hilarious. They all though I was serious. And then there's that picture from when he's doing the kegstand. Soooo funny. We all passed out there. Watched Pirates of the Caribbean in the morning, and finally ended that crazy night.
Saturday I was tired. I went to some Doctors’ party with my parents for a little, and then to Cozzo’s. Just to hang out for a little before they left for the bar. Of course that couldn’t happen because we’re obsessed with Blilie and want every minute we can have. So we went to the bar where Amy works which ended up being at F-ing PGA blvd. Ridiculous. But it was cool again. Best Sex on the Beach of my life. She’s amazing. The whole “would you say thank you or fuck off?” thing was then. I would say Thank You! HA!
Sunday was the big day. Big party. Too big. The 3 kegs ran out so Matt and I collected money. People are assholes and I hate them all. Steph and I went to go pick up more beer, which Cozzo threw down so much for. So unfair. So we got like $83 worth of beer and came back. Cozzo brought the cooler outside and stuck it in the trunk after moving some of the beer cans into it. Then he closed the drunk. With the keys inside. Along with all 108 beers. Luckily I had my AAA card on me so I called them and they were there in about an hour. Problem solved. The party was fun. Bisson and Cozzo are officially in love. They won the tournament along with the $160 prize-it was $5 to enter. Good times. So we left at 4 or 5. And actually went to Paul’s from there. Hung out for a little bit. Where that kid Jason really wanted Stephanie and it was hilarious. Came home after sunrise. The party was over.
Monday I needed the night off. A break. So we decided we’d see a movie. But we did so much more. All I got was a break from drinking. Not the break I needed from going out at all. We went to Sophia’s and watched Dane Cook, then went to “Blilie’s” to say goodbye, then to Lauren’s to do some more nothingness. I made beanless bean dip and it was yummy. Oh, and I took responsibility for the broken clock. Without permission. Thank you, Lauren.
Tuesday I finally got the night off. I actually stayed home and went to bed at a decent hour. And I loved it.
Last night-Wednesday-was Duffy’s night again. Mattson, Hunter, Zima, Richie, Kiel, Burkhart, Marisa, Colleen, Jen, Steph, Bisson, Cozzo, and Pepe. We told them things would be fine, but shit happened. It was different. The boys ended up having to leave, and we stayed for a while, and finally went to Nick/Paul’s apartment. Jen got sick. Poor little girl. We stayed up till late talking about…who knows? Steph and Will and Paul got really into the whole love/attraction philosophy. Kinda weird. So when that was over, Jen and Steph came to bed.
Didn’t do much today…as has usually been the case this break. I sleep till 3 on the regular and I hate it. But I love it. It’ll only last a month. TIME FOR SLIMS!!!!!
PS if anyone made it to the bottom of this review of my life....well, I’m sorry, because that sucks. No one should waste their time. It’s a bunch of meaningless babble. Like this.