( You don't know what the surprise would have felt like. )

Just started watching The Secret Garden, got a new iPhone, and politely warned a guy in a library not to watch porn on the public computers ( Read more... )

Like a true fanmonkey, my imaginary friends were book characters. They were fairy versions of the girls from W.IT.C.H., and I wrote horrible Mary-Sue crossover fic with them and Cartoon Network characters. I've eventually moved on to various anime (Naruto, FMA, Inuyasha), then Runaways, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and now RP(F? I'm not sure what the ( Read more... )

I've apparently been a creepy emotionally numb monster-child for most of my life, because I am only now feeling really scared about the prospect of people I know/love dying. It is freaking my the fuck out, fuckity fuck fuck. I'm not even kidding. Everything is grating directly on my nerves with it's fragility and tragedy and it's kind of horrible. ( Read more... )

Bubble Yum:

Looks like block of slightly gritty, pink, congealed gel of mysterious origin,

feels like block of slightly gritty, pink, congealed gel of mysterious origin,

tastes like a block of slightly gritty, pink, congealed gel of mysterious origin, probably involving splenda,

is awesome.

How, I ask, how?

That was a terrible idea ( Read more... )