Turns out I lie wayyyy more that I thought I did. Do. Whatever. Anyway, I got SO MUCH CANDY, it's crazy. Delicious. Delicious Hi-Chew made of sugar and deliciousness. Mmmm, synthetic mango.

DISCOVERIES TODAY:

Green Porno
Numberwang
The Bremen Town Musicians
GLBT Bookshelf (Still not quite sure what this is. Ah, well.)

Bubble Yum:

Looks like block of slightly gritty, pink, congealed gel of mysterious origin,

feels like block of slightly gritty, pink, congealed gel of mysterious origin,

tastes like a block of slightly gritty, pink, congealed gel of mysterious origin, probably involving splenda,

is awesome.

How, I ask, how?