Hot and Not
Hello friends! Today I'd like to talk about sex. Who wants to have it, who doesn't want to have it, who brings the sexy and who brings the awkwardness.
"We were about to have sex, not move out of the state."
Oh no you weren't, cruel, cockblocking show. But it's the thought that counts.
Did anyone else's brain explode when Reid uttered those words? Raise your hand.
Luke and Reid went off with a bang. Well, almost. But they did have one of the most scorching hot first (mutual) kisses I've ever seen on TV.
Their first non-mutual kiss wasn't bad either.
One thing I love about Reid is how unapologetic and comfortable he is with himself, and the fact he made no bones (ahem) about wanting Luke. That was SO refreshing after the two-year long blue balls we all suffered through before Nuke consummated their relationship.
If the show hadn't been cancelled I have no doubt Luke and Reid would have had sex, and a lot sooner than Luke and Noah did. The chemistry between these two is amazing and one of the reasons I got so invested in them in the first place. Even in the early days when they hated each other and did nothing except engage in foreplay push each other around, they were hot.
Not to mention all the eye sex, which practically melted the screen!
Look at Luke's eyes following Reid out the door! Reid eye sexed him so hard here I'm surprised Luke wasn't limping afterward.
I recently rewatched all 50+ Nuke kisses - the things I do for this community! - and I must say that while Nuke sometimes had sweet chemistry (in the five minutes they weren't fighting or broken up) they didn't really bring the sexy.
The cringe factor here is off the charts!
Let's also take a moment to enjoy this not at all awkward moment.
... there are no words.
And who could forget this one?
I guess joining the army is a good excuse for avoiding sex with your super hot boyfriend for most gay guys, right? And god, Luke looked so fucking hot in that shirt! Even I wanted to tap that! Who's with me?
But who's not?
OH SNAP.
There are other examples of Noah chickening out of sex because he is scared of Luke's peen, but I've already reached my limit of Nuke for the day, so I won't be posting them.
Reid? Reid wanted all up on that Snyder from the get-go.
Let's not forget his mention of wanting to share a hot shower with Luke (!!!) And while it didn't end in sex, Reid was also the one to bring up the fact he and Luke were alone in a hotel room after the wedding that wasn't. It was certainly more believable and realistic that Reid would want to have sex with his boyfriend ASAP than the endless excuses Noah came up with for avoiding it, year after year. ILU Reid!
There's also a few scenes after Nuke finalllllllly did it where Noah and Luke attempt to do sexy talk but they're so cheesy you can't watch them without crackers.
So, while the cancellation certainly allowed the show to keep Luke/Reid sexless, what they did give us was pretty damn hot anyway. Let's take a closer look...
Nngh. Just look at Luke's spit-shiny lips! And the mutual face cupping! And the hair grabbing! And the intense staring into each others eyes and at each other's mouths! This is seriously the most turned on I've ever seen Luke Snyder.
I think we really need to hear the sounds now, because they're fucking hot, yo.
The panting! The panting, people! What's that you say? Slow-mo? Okay, sure.
Nnnghhhh. Is anyone still alive out there?
"We were about to have sex, not move out of the state."
Oh no you weren't, cruel, cockblocking show. But it's the thought that counts.
Did anyone else's brain explode when Reid uttered those words? Raise your hand.
Luke and Reid went off with a bang. Well, almost. But they did have one of the most scorching hot first (mutual) kisses I've ever seen on TV.
Their first non-mutual kiss wasn't bad either.
One thing I love about Reid is how unapologetic and comfortable he is with himself, and the fact he made no bones (ahem) about wanting Luke. That was SO refreshing after the two-year long blue balls we all suffered through before Nuke consummated their relationship.
If the show hadn't been cancelled I have no doubt Luke and Reid would have had sex, and a lot sooner than Luke and Noah did. The chemistry between these two is amazing and one of the reasons I got so invested in them in the first place. Even in the early days when they hated each other and did nothing except engage in foreplay push each other around, they were hot.
Not to mention all the eye sex, which practically melted the screen!
Look at Luke's eyes following Reid out the door! Reid eye sexed him so hard here I'm surprised Luke wasn't limping afterward.
I recently rewatched all 50+ Nuke kisses - the things I do for this community! - and I must say that while Nuke sometimes had sweet chemistry (in the five minutes they weren't fighting or broken up) they didn't really bring the sexy.
Click to viewThe cringe factor here is off the charts!
Let's also take a moment to enjoy this not at all awkward moment.
... there are no words.
And who could forget this one?
I guess joining the army is a good excuse for avoiding sex with your super hot boyfriend for most gay guys, right? And god, Luke looked so fucking hot in that shirt! Even I wanted to tap that! Who's with me?
But who's not?
OH SNAP.
There are other examples of Noah chickening out of sex because he is scared of Luke's peen, but I've already reached my limit of Nuke for the day, so I won't be posting them.
Reid? Reid wanted all up on that Snyder from the get-go.
Let's not forget his mention of wanting to share a hot shower with Luke (!!!) And while it didn't end in sex, Reid was also the one to bring up the fact he and Luke were alone in a hotel room after the wedding that wasn't. It was certainly more believable and realistic that Reid would want to have sex with his boyfriend ASAP than the endless excuses Noah came up with for avoiding it, year after year. ILU Reid!
There's also a few scenes after Nuke finalllllllly did it where Noah and Luke attempt to do sexy talk but they're so cheesy you can't watch them without crackers.
So, while the cancellation certainly allowed the show to keep Luke/Reid sexless, what they did give us was pretty damn hot anyway. Let's take a closer look...
Nngh. Just look at Luke's spit-shiny lips! And the mutual face cupping! And the hair grabbing! And the intense staring into each others eyes and at each other's mouths! This is seriously the most turned on I've ever seen Luke Snyder.
I think we really need to hear the sounds now, because they're fucking hot, yo.
The panting! The panting, people! What's that you say? Slow-mo? Okay, sure.
Nnnghhhh. Is anyone still alive out there?