Just to clarify
What I should have said: What color is your dining set?
What I said: What color is your dick, Ambassador Sarek?
What I should have said: I really care about your friend. The conversations I have had with him have led me to really value his feelings for you, the way he cares, respects and admires you. You two seem like very good friends with a healthy relationship built on mutual respect, and I wish you all the best.
What I said: You should fuck your friend and get your jizz on his face.
What I should have said: I enjoy our nonmonogamous, no strings attached, casual fuckbuddies arrangement. You have an incredible cock and give the best head I've ever had, and I've had some. I identify with your enthusiasm and attitude toward sex in a way that I can with no others in this world to which I do not belong.
What I said: I love you.
. . .
I feel like a shit today.
What I said: What color is your dick, Ambassador Sarek?
What I should have said: I really care about your friend. The conversations I have had with him have led me to really value his feelings for you, the way he cares, respects and admires you. You two seem like very good friends with a healthy relationship built on mutual respect, and I wish you all the best.
What I said: You should fuck your friend and get your jizz on his face.
What I should have said: I enjoy our nonmonogamous, no strings attached, casual fuckbuddies arrangement. You have an incredible cock and give the best head I've ever had, and I've had some. I identify with your enthusiasm and attitude toward sex in a way that I can with no others in this world to which I do not belong.
What I said: I love you.
. . .
I feel like a shit today.