Just to clarify

[no_ones_slave]

What I should have said: What color is your dining set?
What I said: What color is your dick, Ambassador Sarek?

What I should have said: I really care about your friend. The conversations I have had with him have led me to really value his feelings for you, the way he cares, respects and admires you. You two seem like very good friends with a

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[ensign_harper]

Aw, but this is why people love you, babes - don't worry about it. Wouldn't change you for the world!

(And personally, I think the things you said are far more straightforward.)

[no_ones_slave]

Straightforward is the problem.

I don't know who you are, but you're really nice; if you want to have sex I'm so up for it.

[ensign_harper]

But I like that in a person - you say what you mean. Sure, perhaps you put it a little bluntly at times, but better that than dancing around the subject!

And believe me, babes, so am I.

[no_ones_slave]

I've learned that when it comes to humans and sex, sometimes bluntness is cruel, and sometimes dancing around the subject is kind.

I just forget, because Orions are really truthful about sex. But on Orion sex is like the clothes you wear or the food you eat. Not like here.

[dctr_mccoy]

You all right, sweetheart? Someone botherin' you?

You know we're not gonna let that happen.

[no_ones_slave]

I'm just an asshole.

You're super sweet, sugarbritches.

[dctr_mccoy]

Yeah, I am...

You're great. Don't think that honesty is a bad thing. People acting like they're superior sons of bitches is a bad thing. Just say it like it is, and if they don't like it, fuck'em.

That's a euphemism. Don't have to really fuck'em, but God knows it might make people less uptight around you.

[no_ones_slave]

Honesty is great until you really hurt someone with it. And I don't think anyone was acting superior here.

You know, sometimes when I fuck people on Earth it just makes them even more uptight.

Can we play doctor now?

[just_uhura]

What I should have said: I love you G
What I said: I fucking love you G

Cheer up lady, we've got some shore leave to be catching up on

[no_ones_slave]

N! I love you too <3

Thank you for trying to explain what I did to Pavel. I almost comm'ed you last night because I wanted you to come fix it. You're really good at fixing things. I'm really good at fucking them up. But I can see you're trying to smooth it over; even if the universal translators in this century are ASS.

What do you think I should do to make it up to him? I've seen him say he doesn't know whether to forgive me.

Shore leave, good. I need an orgy like, stat.

[just_uhura]

You don't fuck it up, it's just a... cultural misunderstanding. You'll get the hang of it, and I'll love you regardless. There isn't anything to smooth over, it's just crossed wires and it'll be fine. It's just (human) boys sometimes don't appreciate being pushed into action before they're ready (even though they take FOREVER to do things themselves.)

Maybe just apologize, and leave it at that. You know Pavel is a sweetheart and he's not really mad at you so once he's calmed down it'll be fine. You don't need a translation to tell you that sweetheart.

But in the meantime let's go and see about that orgy.

[dctr_mccoy]

I think Jim the orgy is in Stellar Cartography this afternoon.

[anon_crewperson]

Oh, hon. You're a little too blunt sometimes, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. It's why we like you :) I'm confused as to what exactly happened...

[no_ones_slave]

You're a honeymuffin. Wanna orgasm?

This happened.

I've really come to care for Pavel and then I went and did that. It's hard because usually when I care about someone I just fuck them a lot.

[fencinginspace]

You know I'm not mad at you, right?

Want to go get a drink?

[no_ones_slave]

ok I'm glad.

I can't; I have to fix things with Pavel. Do you know how I can?

[fencinginspace]

I haven't seen him today. But if I do, I'll send him your way.

[no_ones_slave]

He probably won't want to see me.