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[_brad_]

Brad do this. Brad do that. Brad I need ya to do a job. Brad just lay still and let me kick your fucking balls blue! I swear, the bossman is even more demanding then a girl. Hell, he acts lika girl all the time. Letting me do the dirty job. Can't let his pretty hooves get all dirty now, can we? Oh no, hell forbid. Satan, whata wimp. Instead he

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[wickedslayer]

Listening to Angel and Wes got kinda boring for awhile. Only reason I was eavesdropping in the first place was because the last thing I wanted was for Angel to lose his shit again and take it out on Wes. Wesley got really cranky when someone smacked him around, trust me I'd know. Really? I was just kinda hopin' that I'd done all the Angel smackin' around that I was gonna need to do tonight. I was still listenin' to 'em but I'd found my way out into the backyard. Wes had invited Angel in and it was gettin' a little too crowded in that house for my tastes. So I ended up leanin' against a tree, puffin' away on a cigarette. Cigarettes. Man, I missed those while I was in Limbo

[_bailey_girl_]

Huh. Okay, What's with the touching? She aint suppose to touch me, I'm suppose to touch her like totally! Satan, I so hate people who dunno the rules! And that glance? So not of the good. Maybe Brad had like a point with the knocking out.

But hey, when did I evah listen to Bradi boy? Like no way!

"Thanks," I smiled at her, lighting up my smoke. Man, I was so totally dying for one. Inhaling deeply, I let it go down my lungs and closed my eyes for a sec.

Okay, I need heavier stuff. What is this shit? I glared down at the package for a moment wondering like what the hell I gots in me hands here. Way to light! Geeze.

"What?" I looked up at her innocently, smiling serenely. "Course I do! It's like totally fun. 'Sides, I tried the other backyards and there aint was no one out there with a lighter looking all with the cute." Nodding at that, I shifted a little, returning her smug look.

Like hey, two can so play that game.

I think.

[_brad_]

Oh fuck it.

She's going to screw this up aint she? That Slayer girl so knows what's the not. And that something aint right here, I can see that on the pretty face. Sure is a pretty face aint it?

Okay, we can deal with that later. For now I just need to keep an eye on Bails and her fucked up methods of gettin' our captive. Prisoner. Hostage. Whatever.

What is the bossman gonna do with her anyway? Why we don't kill her right now? No, he has to get a new plaything of course. Got tired of Bailey already did he? Gotta make sure to be in the same room when she finds out. That should be amusing!

Selfish bastard.

Rolling me eyes, I watched the scene unfold before me. Just waitin' for it to blow up in the bimbo's face. She's so askin' for it. Stupid moron. Do you have a light, how stupid can you get? No, really, how stupid?

[wickedslayer]

My smirk grew wider because as far as seduction goes? This hot little blonde was just lacking for real. Kinda hard to tell someone their cute when they already know, kinda hard to fall for an idiot. What was the game anyway? She knew I was the slayer, they always did. Pretty rare that I ever found someone who really just had no clue and by someone, I mean vampire

[_bailey_girl_]

"Huh

[_brad_]

Oh my Fucking Satan. I had not thought it possible. But she *really* can be more stupid then she already is. Goin' around tauntin' a Slayer. Yeah, totally fuckin' clever Bails. Way to go girl! I'm startin' to wonder 'bout that one braincell she has. I thougth she had that one cuz like she needs to breath and all

[neverbeenfree]

Ain't no girls like her huh? Well, I hated to break it to her but that was gonna ring real true in about ten seconds. Didn't know how much longer I could take talkin' to the little retard and who the fuck was dumb enough to sire this bitch? But me? I was still gonna be standin' here when the smoke...or well the dust in this case cleared. Just couldn't help but be kinda intrigued by this chick. It wasn't everyday a vampire came waltzin' into a slayer's backyard because she needed a light. Something was up and my muscles were tense, expectin' to get ambushed any second. By what? I didn't even know. Maybe this was it. Maybe Kakistos finally found out I was back in town

[_bailey_girl_]

Huh? What? OH MY SATAN

[_brad_]

Fuck