"Welcome to the electronic junk heap of the Universe. I'm John Crichton, and I'll be your tour guide."

( Request Fic #2 )

"I don't know about you, but I'd like to live through this. I don't want my obituary to read; killed on December 24th by Santa Claus."

( the christmas killer )

"Oh god," Rodney said, eyes flickering towards the road and back. "You're not some escaped mental patient, are you?"

( good deeds )

"This guy is the most boring guy in the history of boring people."

( saving the best for last )

Daniel and Jack are set to take over Atlantis, but Rodney has a plan and John just wants to get out of paperwork.

( brave new world )

In some ways he thought he might be more alive now than he had been then.

( death scenes )

"People have fallen in love in weirder ways. I just can't think of any of them right now."

( full disclosure )

He winced a little as he clicked the browser window closed, bringing up Tetris instead, just in time for the woman leaning over his shoulder to see it instead.

( the search for sandeman )

Sometimes he forgot that these people all died before he was born.

( ghost story, part two )

Sometimes he forgot that these people all died before he was born.

( ghost story, part one )