In relation to me last post, I present you with the saddest thing I have ever found on the internet ever.

Seriously, I am laughing so hard right now I may die.

(also, not to work safe, fyi)

Stephanie Meyer is what's wrong with the world today.

In an interview she did with Entertainment Weekly a few years back, she admits to not reading vampire novels because it makes her "very neurotic".

Here's the quote in full:

"Have you read Bram Stoker's Dracula?
No, but it's on the list. I should've read that one a long time ago, but right now I can' ( Read more... )

Three ways in which Twilight could have been better:

1. It had never been made.

2. It had never been made.

3. EDWARD SPARKLED MOAR!!!11!!

General notes on the movie:

- Jacob is quite possibly the only character who makes any sort of sense. I like Jacob.

- If you cut out all of the scenes where they were just STARING at each other - the movie would have ( Read more... )