TWILIGHT!!!1111ONE!!!!OMFG

[nix_xon]

Three ways in which Twilight could have been better:

1. It had never been made.

2. It had never been made.

3. EDWARD SPARKLED MOAR!!!11!!

General notes on the movie:

- Jacob is quite possibly the only character who makes any sort of sense. I like Jacob.

- If you cut out all of the scenes where they were just STARING at each other - the movie would have been like, 10 minutes long. 15 - tops.

- I HATE BELLA.

- No, seriously, where is Harry Potter? I kept expecting him to show up, as the entire thing is one big GOD DAMNED MARY-SUE FIC.

- The one vampire who looks like he's always in pain? I like him. Just because he's funny (looking).

- Where was the plot?

Speaking of which, here is my version of the movie:

Bella: o_o

Edward: o_o

Bella: o_o

Edward: o_o

Bella: o_o

Edward: o_o

Jacob: 0.o

Bella: o_o

Edward: o_o

Bella: o_o

Edward: o_o

Bella: o_o

Edward: o_o

Bella: o_o

Edward: o_o

Bella: liek, can it be sexy time nao?

Edward: o_o *sparkle*

THE END

The whole movie was funny as hell - but unintentionally. Which just makes it all he more funny. ... even though I now feel very un-clean.