The books, not the movies, of course. I just read an excerpt from Princess in Training and cracked up so hard that the kid sitting next to me looked at me funny.

You know, I would seriously pay a lot of money to see Julie Andrews play Grandmere the way she really is. Tattooed on makeup, sidecars, Romel, and all ( Read more... )

In a beautiful stroke of randomness, I'd just like to say that I knew what cochineals were, and how they make a beautiful maroon colored dye, before CSI even aired.

Thank you, Josefina. Everything I need to know about obscure CSI plot points I learned from reading the American Girl books.

Actually, I'm in the middle of starting a new fic, but I'm taking the later bus so I'd figure I'd take a brain break and post my thoughts on something I've been thinking a lot about lately.

( Memoirs of a Geisha )

...And realized I'd written more of a book report than a speech per say. You would think that I learned my lesson long ago about switching jumps in the middle of a program. HELL NO.

Following are the teacher's comments on my speech.

Time: 2:20

Don't say "hi" or "okay"
Looking up
Playing w/ feet- TOOK OFF SHOELC Centered ( Read more... )

Yesterday I was standing with Daniel outside our English classrooms, and one of his friends asked me if I was from Bosnia. He looked skeptical when I told him that no, neither I nor any members of my family were Bosnian ( Read more... )

When the fuck did the stupid high school get an autographed poster of Orlando Bloom?

Why the fuck wasn't I notified?

Goddammit!

I finally get to the tail end of this month's 'OhmygodIloveOrli' phase, and they spring THIS on me on the way to the auditorium for Tess's concert ( Read more... )

Reread "Biting the Sun", can you tell? I can't help it; it's got to be one of my favorite books ever. The only way I could describe it is like this: Picture the Matrix, but without the whole dream-world thing going on, and without the meaningless depressing violence, and in color. Lots of color. Shoot it in anime instead of live action and you ( Read more... )

The Long Expected Update ( Read more... )