Aliens...
Okay, so I just saw War of the Worlds again with my sister, and James, Quinn, and Olivier can just STFU, because the grenades were totally in an abandoned Hummer in the front yard, and not in the pickup truck like they were trying to tell me. I told them that a nut who doesn't even load his shotgun before the aliens are in the same room with him would not have the presence of mind to put grenades in his pickup truck.
In other Hummer news, James fucking rocks. Here's why.
James is driving along, minding his own business and pondering on the things that piss him off, as he usually does. At a red light, he happens to be stopped next to a Hummer. Now, Hummers piss James off. More than anything else at the moment, in fact. So, he rolls down his passenger window.
"Excuse me!"
The driver of the Hummer looks over at him. "Yeah?"
"Is that your Hummer? You own it?"
"Yeah, why?"
Here James gives the Hummer owner a withering look. "Do you not have a penis?"
Then the light turns green, James gives the guy the finger, and takes off.
True story, guys. True story.
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In War of the Worlds, there's a part where Ray (Tom Cruise) is talking to Robbie (his son) about the Tripods of Doom.
Ray: "They come from... someplace else."
Robbie: "...Like Europe?"
Ray: "NO, ROBBIE, NOT EUROPE!!!"
Anyway, that reminds me of the line from Mallrats. You know-
"I'm going to fuck her in a very uncomfortable place."
"...The back of a Volkswagen?"
Yeah. Just thought I'd share.
In other Hummer news, James fucking rocks. Here's why.
James is driving along, minding his own business and pondering on the things that piss him off, as he usually does. At a red light, he happens to be stopped next to a Hummer. Now, Hummers piss James off. More than anything else at the moment, in fact. So, he rolls down his passenger window.
"Excuse me!"
The driver of the Hummer looks over at him. "Yeah?"
"Is that your Hummer? You own it?"
"Yeah, why?"
Here James gives the Hummer owner a withering look. "Do you not have a penis?"
Then the light turns green, James gives the guy the finger, and takes off.
True story, guys. True story.
...
In War of the Worlds, there's a part where Ray (Tom Cruise) is talking to Robbie (his son) about the Tripods of Doom.
Ray: "They come from... someplace else."
Robbie: "...Like Europe?"
Ray: "NO, ROBBIE, NOT EUROPE!!!"
Anyway, that reminds me of the line from Mallrats. You know-
"I'm going to fuck her in a very uncomfortable place."
"...The back of a Volkswagen?"
Yeah. Just thought I'd share.