For your review:

[the_cazualty]

As stated by beliefs of the Flying Spaghetti Monster:

Global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct consequence of the decline in numbers of pirates since the 1800s. A graph showing the inverse correlation between the pirates and global temperatures was also provided. This was presumably intended to highlight the logical fallacy of correlation implying causation.

I think pirates have lost their damned minds.

But then again, ninjas like having sex with 'noodly appendages'.

I smell a conspiracy here.

more found here= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster