Americas Pirate headquarters is now under 20 feet of water, killing tens of pirates.
as shown in this graph that
EVERYONE IN THIS COMMUNITY HAS SEEN BY NOW!
this will lead to a dramatic increase in global temperature, providing fuel for even stronger hurricanes in the coming years.
in conclusion, let me be the first to inappropriately laugh at the suffering of those who are not only stupid enough to live BELOW SEA LEVEL, but to laugh even harder at the ones who are receiving insurance pay-outs and promptly REBUILDING EXACTLY WHERE THEY WERE BEFORE!!!!!!!!