Rules of Stargate Travel...

[ninjababe]

ithildyn and I are re-watching the Stargate series... We're in season 3 right now.

And, I know this has probably been done, but I'm doing it anyway...

Rules for Stargate Travel1) Never let Daniel wander off by himself

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[catyuy]

3.) Rubber gloves should be worn at all times so you don't accidentally trigger a device

[tygermama]

When Jack raises his finger and says "Ah!", just stop talking, he has a big bag of shush with your name on it and he's not afraid to use it.

[idontlikegravy]

If Ba'al seems to be giving up too easily, he's a clone.

If one of Daniel's exes turns up, she's a Goa'uld.

There shouldn't be any fish in the lake.

[rodlox]

if you come across a politician who bodes ill for the stargate, embrace him strongly and agree with everything he says - he'll be so disoriented he won't do anything.

if you find a planet that's kept the goa'uld away at the cost of a few urrones, ask yourself which is more important - snakes in the neck of the galaxy, or a way to defeat the goa'uld.
(can be adapted to almost any circumstance)