The Many and Varied Conversations of Jim and Bones - Silent Study Part 2 of 2
Title: The Many and Varied Conversations of Jim and Bones - Silent Study part 2 of 2
Authors: nikki4noo and Clarrisani
Rating: R (for the bad words in Latin)
Pairings/Characters: Kirk/McCoy, mentions of Uhura and Gaila
Summary: One night, a chat over msn turned into a bit of a role playing conversation between Clarrisani and myself. So here, for your amusement, is a little IM we imagined Jim and Bones having one night in their dorm room, while Bones was studying to take part in the Koyabashi Maru for the second time with Jim as Captain. There are a few other languages that come out when these two get going and a link to the translations is available at the end of the post.
Disclaimer: Not mine, dammit!
A/N: with many thanks to spikeface for fixing / assisting with the Latin.
Part one here
Justadoctor says: seriously how many fricken regulations does there need to be to follow just to check shields on another vessel?
Justadoctor says: some landlubber got pissed and made most of these up
GodsGift69 says: Just don't forget the handbreak
Justadoctor says: oh I never forget the handbreak
Justadoctor says: cept on an old stick shift mustang
GodsGift69 says: Would be rather embarrassing if you did
Justadoctor says: then a handbreak is useful
GodsGift69 says: What's the handbreak, Bones?
GodsGift69 says: No looking it up
Justadoctor says: on a stang?
GodsGift69 says: No, on a Corvette. On a starship!
GodsGift69 says: You should know this.
Justadoctor says: who gives a shit about a starship
Justadoctor says: now a shelby
GodsGift69 says: Bones....
Justadoctor says: oh those babies can purr
GodsGift69 says: I went over this with you yesterday
GodsGift69 says: The external inertial dampener.
GodsGift69 says: I thought you wrote that down.
Justadoctor says: jsut testing you
GodsGift69 says: I'm not the helmsman
Justadoctor says: ahh but a captain has to know all the roles
GodsGift69 says: I know this stuff back to front.
GodsGift69 says: You're the one sweating
Justadoctor says: see and you just proved you know about a hand brake
Justadoctor says: although not the fun kind
GodsGift69 says: And you just proved that you don't
GodsGift69 says: Look, are you sure you don't want to head over there and practice?
Justadoctor says: you are the one who raised the fricken temp controls and locked me out of it
Justadoctor says: hell no
Justadoctor says: I need to sleep
Justadoctor says: so lights out time
Justadoctor says: if I have to put up with you losing again
GodsGift69 says: Dormi mecum
GodsGift69 says: For luck?
Justadoctor says: gonna need my beauty sleep to make sure I last the next time you need to cry
Justadoctor says: no
GodsGift69 says: Don't have to do anything
Justadoctor says: you cried into my mint julip
Justadoctor says: I still aint' forgiven you for that
GodsGift69 says: I helped you make more
Justadoctor says: We finally found a bar that knows how to make em properly
Justadoctor says: and you desecrated it
GodsGift69 says: You offered it
Justadoctor says: and we got kicked out
Justadoctor says: again
GodsGift69 says: That's because you went off at me
GodsGift69 says: And scared the bouncers
Justadoctor says: sometimes you need to learn to keep your mouth shut
Justadoctor says: just sit down and look pretty
GodsGift69 says: You think I'm pretty?
Justadoctor says: one of these days you ain't gonna be able to talk yourself outta a situation
Justadoctor says: nope
Justadoctor says: but you keep telling me that you are
Justadoctor says: so you obviously think you are
Justadoctor says: night Jim and
GodsGift69 says: Bones...
GodsGift69 says: Dormi mecum.
GodsGift69 says: Please?
Justadoctor says: Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo
GodsGift69 says: Fine.
GodsGift69 says: I'll just wait until you're asleep and climb into your bed again.
Justadoctor says: and I will stick you with a hypo
Justadoctor says: with a very interesting disease
GodsGift69 says: And then we can play doctor!
Justadoctor says: one that will mean that a certain green room mate will not want to come within 5 ft of you
Justadoctor says: or any male or female for that matter
Justadoctor says: ahh but I'm not on call
Justadoctor says: finalizing that seminar remember
Justadoctor says: so no shifts for me
GodsGift69 says: I'll call Pike on you
Justadoctor says: but I hear M'Benga is on call
Justadoctor says: and who is he going to believe Jim?
Justadoctor says: you who sleeps around with anything that moves
Justadoctor says: or a doctor they head hunted and begged to join
GodsGift69 says: You mean the fatherly man who keeps an eye on me and takes me out to dinner so we can talk and calls me every time I get a good grade?
Justadoctor says: one that has already been approached by three starship captains
Justadoctor says: but Pike has already offered me a little tour of that pretty little lady called Enterprise
Justadoctor says: so who shall I choose...
GodsGift69 says: Yeah. You're not the only one.
Justadoctor says: decisions, decisions
Justadoctor says: that's if you don't manage to get kicked out before graduation
GodsGift69 says: Yeah, right.
GodsGift69 says: Top of the class?
Justadoctor says: still 3 long months to go
GodsGift69 says: I guess you'll just have to keep an eye on me.
Justadoctor says: and how many of the admirals distrust you?
Justadoctor says: huh
GodsGift69 says: More a question of how many are impressed.
GodsGift69 says: I'm supposed to be graduating next year, remember?
Justadoctor says: who is sitting second behind you Jim Boy?
Justadoctor says: oh that would be me
GodsGift69 says: But I took all those extrea classes...
Justadoctor says: so did I asshole
Justadoctor says: I took most of the same ones
Justadoctor says: you ain't the only one with a brain around here
GodsGift69 says: I know that.
GodsGift69 says: Imagine how smart our children would be.
Justadoctor says: and I know mine can function in trauma situations
Justadoctor says: you have only had theoretical experience
Justadoctor says: and bar rights don't count
GodsGift69 says: Bars have rights?
Justadoctor says: that is a medical impossibility
Justadoctor says: fights you fucker
Justadoctor says: it
Justadoctor says: 's late
GodsGift69 says: Never too late to share body heat
Justadoctor says: when the temp has been set by you at 30 degrees C?
Justadoctor says: hell no
GodsGift69 says: The heater is broken.
Justadoctor says: I might be a Georgia boy but you can keep your sweat to yourself
Justadoctor says: is not
GodsGift69 says: Is so
Justadoctor says: you hacked it
GodsGift69 says: Did not
Justadoctor says: I know you
GodsGift69 says: I'm freezing, Bones
GodsGift69 says: And you're warm
Justadoctor says: and I've already talked to Lou-ann in maintenance
Justadoctor says: the system has been "set"
Justadoctor says: by someone other than maintenance
Justadoctor says: they are stumped at the coding
Justadoctor says: now I wonder who that could be?
GodsGift69 says: It wasn't me.
GodsGift69 says: If it was, the damned thing would be set at 35.
Justadoctor says: you know when you lie that you get this little pink tinge on the top of your ears
GodsGift69 says: I do not
Justadoctor says: really?
Justadoctor says: so why did you just angle your padd to check out your reflection?
Justadoctor says: and specifically your ears?
Justadoctor says: don't need these pants
GodsGift69 says: I was checking my hair
GodsGift69 says: ....
Justadoctor says: or my top
Justadoctor says: you know
Justadoctor says: I think in this heat
GodsGift69 says: You're evil!
Justadoctor says: sleeping naked is best
Justadoctor says: *yawn*
Justadoctor says: *stretches*
GodsGift69 says: Okay, that's it. Scoot over. I'm coming over there.
Justadoctor says: hell no
Justadoctor says: *lights*
GodsGift69 says: I hate you.
Justadoctor says: dream of me Jim
Justadoctor says: cause I won't be dreaming of you
GodsGift69 says: Yeah, yeah. We'll see when you fall asleep and I sneak into that bed.
Justadoctor says: well don't be disappointed when I call out Uhura's name
Justadoctor says: oh wait
Justadoctor says: you won't know it's her name
Justadoctor says: cause you still don't know her first name
GodsGift69 says: Tease
Justadoctor says: learn from the master Jim, learn from the master
GodsGift69 says: Bones, if you're going to keep rubbing that nipple, I'm going to have to come over and suck it.
Justadoctor says: *pulls covers up and puts padd away*
Justadoctor says: night you smart ass
GodsGift69 says: Bitch
Justadoctor says: I said night
GodsGift69 says: You are so going to pay tomorrow
Justadoctor says: it's polite to respond back not with a description of a female dog
Justadoctor says: promises promises
GodsGift69 says: You bet that's a promise
Justadoctor says: now be polite just like your mommy taught you
GodsGift69 says: ...
Justadoctor says: I know there are manners buried there
Justadoctor says: and you have diplomatic engagements class today
GodsGift69 says: Don't remind me
Justadoctor says: so mind your manner
GodsGift69 says: God I hate that instructor
GodsGift69 says: You'd like her though, Bones
Justadoctor says: Jim!
GodsGift69 says: She's got a stick up her ass just like you.
GodsGift69 says: Bloody tease.
Justadoctor says: is she blonde?
GodsGift69 says: No
Justadoctor says: really don't like blondes
Justadoctor says: well I might like her
GodsGift69 says: She's old though
GodsGift69 says: Old and grumpy.
GodsGift69 says: You'd get along so well.
Justadoctor says: which translates to she's prob in her 30's and sees straight through your shit
Justadoctor says: yeah I reckon I might just have to meet this instructor
Justadoctor says: but not tomorrow night
Justadoctor says: I'm busy
GodsGift69 says: She's in her 90s, Bones.
GodsGift69 says: ... busy with me?
Justadoctor says: nope
Justadoctor says: out
GodsGift69 says: Bones! You promised you'd come out with me and the boys!
Justadoctor says: and I got a better offer
GodsGift69 says: Bull shit
GodsGift69 says: Miss Palm and her five sisters don't count.
Justadoctor says: no but Miss Holloway does
Justadoctor says: 5 ft 4 of curves
GodsGift69 says: She's a screamer.
Justadoctor says: don't I know it
GodsGift69 says: Just watch the nails.
Justadoctor says: very appreciative she is
Justadoctor says: you ain't telling me anything I don't already know
GodsGift69 says: Don't see any scratches on your back
Justadoctor says: doctor remember
Justadoctor says: you don't see any other marks either
GodsGift69 says: You know, you're right about not needing the shirt.
GodsGift69 says: Or the pants
GodsGift69 says: I think I'll sleep naked on top of the sheets
tonight.
Justadoctor says: Jim, I am shocked that you managed to keep your pants on this long
Justadoctor says: whatever
Justadoctor says: no skin off my teeth
GodsGift69 says: Teeth don't have skin
Justadoctor says: oh and don't say that around a vulcan
GodsGift69 says: I'll keep that in mind
GodsGift69 says: ... why?
Justadoctor says: on second thoughts go ahead
Justadoctor says: say it and then try and explain it
GodsGift69 says: The "logic" thing?
GodsGift69 says: I've heard them talking about that
GodsGift69 says: Weird
Justadoctor says: interesting
GodsGift69 says: Bones... where is your other hand?
Justadoctor says: busy
GodsGift69 says: Busy where?
Justadoctor says: you really have to ask?
GodsGift69 says: You're a cock tease, that's what you are.
Justadoctor says: yup
Justadoctor says: so pull up your big girl panties and deal with it
GodsGift69 says: Deal with "it"?
Justadoctor says: oh ffs
GodsGift69 says: That is such an invite
Justadoctor says: that's it
Justadoctor says: *really going to sleep now*
GodsGift69 says: You can't be if you typed that.
GodsGift69 says: Besides, you're still "busy"
Justadoctor says: Dr Leonard McCoy can not respond at this time. He will deal with your inquiry at his earliest convenience.
GodsGift69 says: I am so sneaking into that bed...
Justadoctor says: Dr Leonard McCoy can not respond at this time. He will deal with your inquiry at his earliest convenience.
GodsGift69 says: James T Kirk can not respond at this time. He will deal with you at his earliest convenience.
Justadoctor says: Dr Leonard McCoy can not respond at this time. He will deal with your inquiry at his earliest convenience.
Translation of the Latin and Russian in parts one and two can be found here
Authors: nikki4noo and Clarrisani
Rating: R (for the bad words in Latin)
Pairings/Characters: Kirk/McCoy, mentions of Uhura and Gaila
Summary: One night, a chat over msn turned into a bit of a role playing conversation between Clarrisani and myself. So here, for your amusement, is a little IM we imagined Jim and Bones having one night in their dorm room, while Bones was studying to take part in the Koyabashi Maru for the second time with Jim as Captain. There are a few other languages that come out when these two get going and a link to the translations is available at the end of the post.
Disclaimer: Not mine, dammit!
A/N: with many thanks to spikeface for fixing / assisting with the Latin.
Part one here
Justadoctor says: seriously how many fricken regulations does there need to be to follow just to check shields on another vessel?
Justadoctor says: some landlubber got pissed and made most of these up
GodsGift69 says: Just don't forget the handbreak
Justadoctor says: oh I never forget the handbreak
Justadoctor says: cept on an old stick shift mustang
GodsGift69 says: Would be rather embarrassing if you did
Justadoctor says: then a handbreak is useful
GodsGift69 says: What's the handbreak, Bones?
GodsGift69 says: No looking it up
Justadoctor says: on a stang?
GodsGift69 says: No, on a Corvette. On a starship!
GodsGift69 says: You should know this.
Justadoctor says: who gives a shit about a starship
Justadoctor says: now a shelby
GodsGift69 says: Bones....
Justadoctor says: oh those babies can purr
GodsGift69 says: I went over this with you yesterday
GodsGift69 says: The external inertial dampener.
GodsGift69 says: I thought you wrote that down.
Justadoctor says: jsut testing you
GodsGift69 says: I'm not the helmsman
Justadoctor says: ahh but a captain has to know all the roles
GodsGift69 says: I know this stuff back to front.
GodsGift69 says: You're the one sweating
Justadoctor says: see and you just proved you know about a hand brake
Justadoctor says: although not the fun kind
GodsGift69 says: And you just proved that you don't
GodsGift69 says: Look, are you sure you don't want to head over there and practice?
Justadoctor says: you are the one who raised the fricken temp controls and locked me out of it
Justadoctor says: hell no
Justadoctor says: I need to sleep
Justadoctor says: so lights out time
Justadoctor says: if I have to put up with you losing again
GodsGift69 says: Dormi mecum
GodsGift69 says: For luck?
Justadoctor says: gonna need my beauty sleep to make sure I last the next time you need to cry
Justadoctor says: no
GodsGift69 says: Don't have to do anything
Justadoctor says: you cried into my mint julip
Justadoctor says: I still aint' forgiven you for that
GodsGift69 says: I helped you make more
Justadoctor says: We finally found a bar that knows how to make em properly
Justadoctor says: and you desecrated it
GodsGift69 says: You offered it
Justadoctor says: and we got kicked out
Justadoctor says: again
GodsGift69 says: That's because you went off at me
GodsGift69 says: And scared the bouncers
Justadoctor says: sometimes you need to learn to keep your mouth shut
Justadoctor says: just sit down and look pretty
GodsGift69 says: You think I'm pretty?
Justadoctor says: one of these days you ain't gonna be able to talk yourself outta a situation
Justadoctor says: nope
Justadoctor says: but you keep telling me that you are
Justadoctor says: so you obviously think you are
Justadoctor says: night Jim and
GodsGift69 says: Bones...
GodsGift69 says: Dormi mecum.
GodsGift69 says: Please?
Justadoctor says: Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo
GodsGift69 says: Fine.
GodsGift69 says: I'll just wait until you're asleep and climb into your bed again.
Justadoctor says: and I will stick you with a hypo
Justadoctor says: with a very interesting disease
GodsGift69 says: And then we can play doctor!
Justadoctor says: one that will mean that a certain green room mate will not want to come within 5 ft of you
Justadoctor says: or any male or female for that matter
Justadoctor says: ahh but I'm not on call
Justadoctor says: finalizing that seminar remember
Justadoctor says: so no shifts for me
GodsGift69 says: I'll call Pike on you
Justadoctor says: but I hear M'Benga is on call
Justadoctor says: and who is he going to believe Jim?
Justadoctor says: you who sleeps around with anything that moves
Justadoctor says: or a doctor they head hunted and begged to join
GodsGift69 says: You mean the fatherly man who keeps an eye on me and takes me out to dinner so we can talk and calls me every time I get a good grade?
Justadoctor says: one that has already been approached by three starship captains
Justadoctor says: but Pike has already offered me a little tour of that pretty little lady called Enterprise
Justadoctor says: so who shall I choose...
GodsGift69 says: Yeah. You're not the only one.
Justadoctor says: decisions, decisions
Justadoctor says: that's if you don't manage to get kicked out before graduation
GodsGift69 says: Yeah, right.
GodsGift69 says: Top of the class?
Justadoctor says: still 3 long months to go
GodsGift69 says: I guess you'll just have to keep an eye on me.
Justadoctor says: and how many of the admirals distrust you?
Justadoctor says: huh
GodsGift69 says: More a question of how many are impressed.
GodsGift69 says: I'm supposed to be graduating next year, remember?
Justadoctor says: who is sitting second behind you Jim Boy?
Justadoctor says: oh that would be me
GodsGift69 says: But I took all those extrea classes...
Justadoctor says: so did I asshole
Justadoctor says: I took most of the same ones
Justadoctor says: you ain't the only one with a brain around here
GodsGift69 says: I know that.
GodsGift69 says: Imagine how smart our children would be.
Justadoctor says: and I know mine can function in trauma situations
Justadoctor says: you have only had theoretical experience
Justadoctor says: and bar rights don't count
GodsGift69 says: Bars have rights?
Justadoctor says: that is a medical impossibility
Justadoctor says: fights you fucker
Justadoctor says: it
Justadoctor says: 's late
GodsGift69 says: Never too late to share body heat
Justadoctor says: when the temp has been set by you at 30 degrees C?
Justadoctor says: hell no
GodsGift69 says: The heater is broken.
Justadoctor says: I might be a Georgia boy but you can keep your sweat to yourself
Justadoctor says: is not
GodsGift69 says: Is so
Justadoctor says: you hacked it
GodsGift69 says: Did not
Justadoctor says: I know you
GodsGift69 says: I'm freezing, Bones
GodsGift69 says: And you're warm
Justadoctor says: and I've already talked to Lou-ann in maintenance
Justadoctor says: the system has been "set"
Justadoctor says: by someone other than maintenance
Justadoctor says: they are stumped at the coding
Justadoctor says: now I wonder who that could be?
GodsGift69 says: It wasn't me.
GodsGift69 says: If it was, the damned thing would be set at 35.
Justadoctor says: you know when you lie that you get this little pink tinge on the top of your ears
GodsGift69 says: I do not
Justadoctor says: really?
Justadoctor says: so why did you just angle your padd to check out your reflection?
Justadoctor says: and specifically your ears?
Justadoctor says: don't need these pants
GodsGift69 says: I was checking my hair
GodsGift69 says: ....
Justadoctor says: or my top
Justadoctor says: you know
Justadoctor says: I think in this heat
GodsGift69 says: You're evil!
Justadoctor says: sleeping naked is best
Justadoctor says: *yawn*
Justadoctor says: *stretches*
GodsGift69 says: Okay, that's it. Scoot over. I'm coming over there.
Justadoctor says: hell no
Justadoctor says: *lights*
GodsGift69 says: I hate you.
Justadoctor says: dream of me Jim
Justadoctor says: cause I won't be dreaming of you
GodsGift69 says: Yeah, yeah. We'll see when you fall asleep and I sneak into that bed.
Justadoctor says: well don't be disappointed when I call out Uhura's name
Justadoctor says: oh wait
Justadoctor says: you won't know it's her name
Justadoctor says: cause you still don't know her first name
GodsGift69 says: Tease
Justadoctor says: learn from the master Jim, learn from the master
GodsGift69 says: Bones, if you're going to keep rubbing that nipple, I'm going to have to come over and suck it.
Justadoctor says: *pulls covers up and puts padd away*
Justadoctor says: night you smart ass
GodsGift69 says: Bitch
Justadoctor says: I said night
GodsGift69 says: You are so going to pay tomorrow
Justadoctor says: it's polite to respond back not with a description of a female dog
Justadoctor says: promises promises
GodsGift69 says: You bet that's a promise
Justadoctor says: now be polite just like your mommy taught you
GodsGift69 says: ...
Justadoctor says: I know there are manners buried there
Justadoctor says: and you have diplomatic engagements class today
GodsGift69 says: Don't remind me
Justadoctor says: so mind your manner
GodsGift69 says: God I hate that instructor
GodsGift69 says: You'd like her though, Bones
Justadoctor says: Jim!
GodsGift69 says: She's got a stick up her ass just like you.
GodsGift69 says: Bloody tease.
Justadoctor says: is she blonde?
GodsGift69 says: No
Justadoctor says: really don't like blondes
Justadoctor says: well I might like her
GodsGift69 says: She's old though
GodsGift69 says: Old and grumpy.
GodsGift69 says: You'd get along so well.
Justadoctor says: which translates to she's prob in her 30's and sees straight through your shit
Justadoctor says: yeah I reckon I might just have to meet this instructor
Justadoctor says: but not tomorrow night
Justadoctor says: I'm busy
GodsGift69 says: She's in her 90s, Bones.
GodsGift69 says: ... busy with me?
Justadoctor says: nope
Justadoctor says: out
GodsGift69 says: Bones! You promised you'd come out with me and the boys!
Justadoctor says: and I got a better offer
GodsGift69 says: Bull shit
GodsGift69 says: Miss Palm and her five sisters don't count.
Justadoctor says: no but Miss Holloway does
Justadoctor says: 5 ft 4 of curves
GodsGift69 says: She's a screamer.
Justadoctor says: don't I know it
GodsGift69 says: Just watch the nails.
Justadoctor says: very appreciative she is
Justadoctor says: you ain't telling me anything I don't already know
GodsGift69 says: Don't see any scratches on your back
Justadoctor says: doctor remember
Justadoctor says: you don't see any other marks either
GodsGift69 says: You know, you're right about not needing the shirt.
GodsGift69 says: Or the pants
GodsGift69 says: I think I'll sleep naked on top of the sheets
tonight.
Justadoctor says: Jim, I am shocked that you managed to keep your pants on this long
Justadoctor says: whatever
Justadoctor says: no skin off my teeth
GodsGift69 says: Teeth don't have skin
Justadoctor says: oh and don't say that around a vulcan
GodsGift69 says: I'll keep that in mind
GodsGift69 says: ... why?
Justadoctor says: on second thoughts go ahead
Justadoctor says: say it and then try and explain it
GodsGift69 says: The "logic" thing?
GodsGift69 says: I've heard them talking about that
GodsGift69 says: Weird
Justadoctor says: interesting
GodsGift69 says: Bones... where is your other hand?
Justadoctor says: busy
GodsGift69 says: Busy where?
Justadoctor says: you really have to ask?
GodsGift69 says: You're a cock tease, that's what you are.
Justadoctor says: yup
Justadoctor says: so pull up your big girl panties and deal with it
GodsGift69 says: Deal with "it"?
Justadoctor says: oh ffs
GodsGift69 says: That is such an invite
Justadoctor says: that's it
Justadoctor says: *really going to sleep now*
GodsGift69 says: You can't be if you typed that.
GodsGift69 says: Besides, you're still "busy"
Justadoctor says: Dr Leonard McCoy can not respond at this time. He will deal with your inquiry at his earliest convenience.
GodsGift69 says: I am so sneaking into that bed...
Justadoctor says: Dr Leonard McCoy can not respond at this time. He will deal with your inquiry at his earliest convenience.
GodsGift69 says: James T Kirk can not respond at this time. He will deal with you at his earliest convenience.
Justadoctor says: Dr Leonard McCoy can not respond at this time. He will deal with your inquiry at his earliest convenience.
Translation of the Latin and Russian in parts one and two can be found here