The Many and Varied Conversations of Jim and Bones - Silent Study Part 1 of 2
Title: The Many and Varied Conversations of Jim and Bones - Silent Study part 1 of 2
Authors: nikki4noo and Clarrisani
Rating: R (for the bad words in Latin)
Pairings/Characters: Kirk/McCoy, mentions of Uhura and Gaila
Summary: One night, a chat over msn turned into a bit of a role playing conversation between Clarrisani and myself. So here, for your amusement, is a little IM we imagined Jim and Bones having one night in their dorm room, while Bones was studying to take part in the Koyabashi Maru for the second time with Jim as Captain. There are a few other languages that come out when these two get going and a link to the translations is available at the end of the post.
Disclaimer: Not mine, dammit!
A/N: with many thanks to spikeface for fixing / assisting with the Latin.
GodsGift69 says: But I wasn't doing anything!
GodsGift69 says: Ruin all my fun...
Justadoctor says: sure, Jim, sure
GodsGift69 says: Bones!!!
Justadoctor says: study my arse!
GodsGift69 says: With pleasure.
Justadoctor says: oi!
Justadoctor says: get back on your side of hte room
Justadoctor says: you degenerate
GodsGift69 says: But you said!
Justadoctor says: not literal you farmboy
GodsGift69 says: Well, if you stopped bending over...
Justadoctor says: If I want my arse studied I have much better options than you
GodsGift69 says: Like?
Justadoctor says: none of your damn business
GodsGift69 says: No one then.
Justadoctor says: a gentleman never kisses and tells
GodsGift69 says: Riiiiiiight
Justadoctor says: I was raised right and proper
GodsGift69 says: Ah-ha
Justadoctor says: oh go eat an apple
GodsGift69 says: Yours?
Justadoctor says: lord help me
Justadoctor says: I will throw this at you in a minute
Justadoctor says: stop bugging me
GodsGift69 says: If you throw it at me, then you'd have to fix me up.
Justadoctor says: *raises eyebrow*
GodsGift69 says: I like it when you play docror
GodsGift69 says: doctor*
Justadoctor says: spelling alluding you today, Jim?
GodsGift69 says: Sorry, I was distracted by my roommate being all hot and sexy when he's grumpy.
Justadoctor says: you really are desperate aren't you?
Justadoctor says: hah luck out with Uhura again?
Justadoctor says: I love seeing her handing you your dignity back on a platter
GodsGift69 says: Didn't see Uhura today
Justadoctor says: ahh so there is a newbie that I need to send a present to then?
GodsGift69 says: Nope
Justadoctor says: one who also happens to be immune to the great James Tiberius *snigger* Kirk
GodsGift69 says: Same old, same old
GodsGift69 says: Just running out of options.
GodsGift69 says: I think it's time I moved onto the nurses.
Justadoctor says: great, and so you bother me
Justadoctor says: love to see you try Jim
Justadoctor says: love to see you try
Justadoctor says: sharp implements, hyposprays
GodsGift69 says: Kinky
Justadoctor says: what's not to love about nurses
Justadoctor says: especially when they know exactly how to deal with "difficult" patients
Justadoctor says: and they all know about you
GodsGift69 says: Are you trying to dissuade, or persuade me here?
Justadoctor says: Oh I want to see you try
Justadoctor says: and get knocked back
Justadoctor says: it's vastly amusing
GodsGift69 says: You know that g-string you found yesterday?
GodsGift69 says: Nurse Andrea.
Justadoctor says: I don't want to know
Justadoctor says: hmm that explains the size of it then
Justadoctor says: not the smallest girl around
GodsGift69 says: What? More to hold onto.
Justadoctor says: padding can be fun
Justadoctor says: if you are into bouncy castles
Justadoctor says: and you are such a child
GodsGift69 says: Besides, her friends said if I took her out, they'd meet me later. Already got three dates lined up later this week.
Justadoctor says: really Jim, it won't fall off if you go a while without using it
Justadoctor says: whoever told you that lied
Justadoctor says: trust me, I'm a doctor
GodsGift69 says: I think you're proof of that
Justadoctor says: can't talk about what you don't know
Justadoctor says: and quantity sure as hell ain't quality
Justadoctor says: plus was married, remember
Justadoctor says: mine works just fine and dandy
GodsGift69 says: Oh really? Care to prove it to me?
Justadoctor says: no
Justadoctor says: study and leave me alone
GodsGift69 says: Then I'll just have to not believe you.
Justadoctor says: trying to read here
Justadoctor says: don't care
GodsGift69 says: I finished studying an hour ago.
Justadoctor says: you want me in that damn test, I need to read up on procedures
Justadoctor says: I'm a doctor, not a helmsman
GodsGift69 says: I could give you a hands on demonstration.
Justadoctor says: damn fool idiot
GodsGift69 says: I'm serious, Bones. I could take you over there and show you.
Justadoctor says: huh remember the last hands on demonstration you decided to "help" me with?
Justadoctor says: my little shuttle issue?
GodsGift69 says: Worked, didn't it?
Justadoctor says: the flying in the tin cans of death
Justadoctor says: you like being thrown up on?
Justadoctor says: still hate em
GodsGift69 says: Yet you joined Starfleet
Justadoctor says: you know why
Justadoctor says: don't push it
GodsGift69 says: *pouts*
GodsGift69 says: You don't love me anymore.
Justadoctor says: *happily is immune*
Justadoctor says: I never did to start off with
GodsGift69 says: You're going to hurt my feelings.
Justadoctor says: you have feelings?
Justadoctor says: have they been hiding under your bed these past three years?
GodsGift69 says: Then you'll have to apologise.
Justadoctor says: along with certain things you think I don't know about
Justadoctor says: Jim you are not anywhere as sneaky as you think you are
GodsGift69 says: Hey, if you want to get into the contents of what's under my bed, I'll start on that box you keep behind your underwear.
Justadoctor says: and yet you claimed I don't know how to use something...
Justadoctor says: really Jim, which is it?
Justadoctor says: I swear I know why you want to take this damn test again
Justadoctor says: you get off on people having to say "aye, captain"
GodsGift69 says: Especially you.
Justadoctor says: the amount of stupid responses to stuff where the helmsman has to say "aye, captain"
Justadoctor says: saints preserve us
Justadoctor says: well preserve me
GodsGift69 says: What? It's hot when you say it
Justadoctor says: don't think a saint is touching you
GodsGift69 says: You call me Captain and I'll call you Doctor? How's that?
Justadoctor says: I AM a doctor
Justadoctor says: you dream about being a captain
GodsGift69 says: I could call you Master if you wanted.
Justadoctor says: so one up on you kid
Justadoctor says: fuck it, where did you hide my bourbon?
GodsGift69 says: Not telling
Justadoctor says: if you are gonna be like this I need a drink
GodsGift69 says: Not until you call me Captain
Justadoctor says: btw been having an interesting chat with a Vulcan fellow
Justadoctor says: been showing me a neat little trick that I know you have been curious about
GodsGift69 says: Was he hot?
GodsGift69 says: Trick?
Justadoctor says: pity you can't master it
GodsGift69 says: Oh shit.
Justadoctor says: but I have a nice delicate touch and know just where to push
Justadoctor says: so unless you get my bourbon out....
GodsGift69 says: But if you nerve pinch me, you'll never find it.
GodsGift69 says: Struck out there, Bones.
Justadoctor says: yeah but I will have peace and quiet and I won't need to drink
GodsGift69 says: And I'll never give you your bourbon
Justadoctor says: I only drink cause of you
Justadoctor says: not like I can't go buy more
GodsGift69 says: And I'll keep short sheeting your bed
Justadoctor says: you are such a child
Justadoctor says: I have access to medications
GodsGift69 says: I also have these cute little pictures of you sucking your thumb in your sleep.
GodsGift69 says: Drooling, too
Justadoctor says: I have recordings of certain things you have said in your sleep
Justadoctor says: talking in your sleep is not a good thing Jim
GodsGift69 says: I have recordings of you singing in the shower
GodsGift69 says: Not the best voice there, Bones.
Justadoctor says: I am sure I will get good money from certain past conquests
Justadoctor says: so?
Justadoctor says: and I ran into Cupcake yesterday too
GodsGift69 says: Still looking cute?
Justadoctor says: he's made some new friends
GodsGift69 says: Good for him
Justadoctor says: particularly in a certain class
GodsGift69 says: The one I help train?
Justadoctor says: and they think the TA's a stuck up arsehole
Justadoctor says: who can't fight to save himself
GodsGift69 says: Mm-hm
Justadoctor says: and only slept his way to the top
GodsGift69 says: Riiight
Justadoctor says: he said a few other things too
GodsGift69 says: Hope you're around tomorrow, Bones. A few of my... students... might need some medical assistance.
Justadoctor says: didn't want to damage his only brain cell
GodsGift69 says: He has one?
Justadoctor says: just the one
Justadoctor says: needs it for walking
Justadoctor says: and then for standing still while he talks
GodsGift69 says: If you can call that talking
Justadoctor says: he's not worth it
GodsGift69 says: So... I have a bottle of bourbon tucked away, and all you need do is say the magic word.
Justadoctor says: just thought you might be interested is all
GodsGift69 says: Or you could just kiss me
GodsGift69 says: You realise I'm going to make cute eyes at you until you do one of them.
Justadoctor says: as I said earlier immune
Justadoctor says: and you just look dyspeptic
GodsGift69 says: Really? Then why are you squirming?
GodsGift69 says: You love it.
GodsGift69 says: You want it.
GodsGift69 says: You need it.
GodsGift69 says: Come on, Bones...
Justadoctor says: irrumator
GodsGift69 says: What?
Justadoctor says: you are the treasurer of the xenolinguistic club
Justadoctor says: you figure it out
GodsGift69 says: Is that an invitation?
Justadoctor says: minime
Justadoctor says: cat got your tongue jim?
GodsGift69 says: Bracae tuae apertae sunt.
Justadoctor says: took you a while to find that
Justadoctor says: and no I don't need to look
GodsGift69 says: No seriously, it is.
Justadoctor says: sure Jim sure
GodsGift69 says: I'm not kidding, Bones
Justadoctor says: if it is, well a breeze is always welcome
GodsGift69 says: It's distracting
Justadoctor says: deal with it
GodsGift69 says:
Justadoctor says: a captain needs to ignore distractions
GodsGift69 says: Or deal with them, as you said...
Justadoctor says: you take one step off that bed...
Justadoctor says: and I will put you in the hospital
GodsGift69 says: But you said!
Justadoctor says: sit your ass back down
GodsGift69 says: On you?
Justadoctor says: god help me
GodsGift69 says: With pleasure!
Justadoctor says: or gods
Justadoctor says: need more than one to deal with you
GodsGift69 says: Seriously, you're doing it deliberate now
GodsGift69 says: Podex perfectus es
Justadoctor says: one of these days we are going to have to deal with the swelling of the ego region of your cerebral cortex
Justadoctor says: having fun with google?
GodsGift69 says: You are!
GodsGift69 says: Canicula
Justadoctor says: I'm a doctor we know latin
GodsGift69 says: I know a lot of languages.
Justadoctor says: took you a while to know this one
GodsGift69 says: K Chortoo
GodsGift69 says: Bones, stop playing with your zipper.
Justadoctor says: Ad tertiam vicem Jim Ad tertiam vicem
Justadoctor says: well it seems to be stuck
GodsGift69 says: Yeah. Right.
GodsGift69 says: Don't look stuck to me.
Justadoctor says: I might just have to cura te ipsum
Justadoctor says: are you having to look it up Jim?
Justadoctor says: I know that look
GodsGift69 says: Tu scortum es
Justadoctor says: you don't know the answer
Justadoctor says: really?
GodsGift69 says: Te odeo, interfice te cochleare.
Justadoctor says: how much you think I'm worth?
GodsGift69 says: Potes meos suaviari clunes
Justadoctor says: a spoon Jim?
GodsGift69 says: Yes, a spoon
Justadoctor says: you wish
GodsGift69 says: Quando podeces te regem eorum fecerunt?
Justadoctor says: and I know where it has been and I ain't kissing it
Justadoctor says: age before beauty Jim
Justadoctor says: didn't you tell me I was your king the other night
Justadoctor says: as I was dragging your fool ass back here?
Justadoctor says: so the asshole who made me king - that would be you
GodsGift69 says: Pedica te caballumque
Justadoctor says: Hic puer est stultissimus omnium!
Justadoctor says: If you want to screw a shuttle, be my guest
GodsGift69 says: Peri
AnEarForTrouble has left the conversation
Justadoctor says: touchy touchy Jim
GodsGift69 says: Matris fututor
Justadoctor says: hey who was listening into our convo
GodsGift69 says: Ah crap.
Justadoctor says: I've seen a picture of your mother so...
GodsGift69 says: Isn't that Uhura's id?
Justadoctor says: nah
Justadoctor says: she was "busy" tonight
GodsGift69 says: Yeah, with that hot roommate of hers. Either that or that lecturer she keeps bragging on about.
GodsGift69 says: The one with the ears?
Justadoctor says: obsessed much Jim?
GodsGift69 says: She only mentions it every time I see her
Justadoctor says: I'm amazed she can get a word in with you prattling at her
GodsGift69 says: "I'm sorry, Kirk, I have to go see whats his-name"
GodsGift69 says: I'm so going to nail her roommate though
GodsGift69 says: Have you seen her? Damn...
Justadoctor says: ah yes because that will make Uhura want you
Justadoctor says: nothing says I love like I've slept with everyone you know
Justadoctor says: orion Jim
Justadoctor says: it's all in the pheromones
GodsGift69 says: I've always wanted to try that out
Justadoctor says: you really do have a green fetish
GodsGift69 says: See, some people don't need them.
GodsGift69 says: They just need to roll their eyes and be grumpy.
Justadoctor says: actually Jim, I have been meaning to talk about your smell....
GodsGift69 says: ...
Justadoctor says: I think you might have the first ever cause of anti-pheromones
GodsGift69 says: Okay! So I had an incident with a garbage can earlier...
Justadoctor says: Uhura and I were talking about it over coffee
Justadoctor says: we need to be tested to find out why we are immune to you
Justadoctor says: then we can sell the immunisation and we will be rich!
Justadoctor says: they might even give us a nobel prize
GodsGift69 says: You're not as immune as you claim you are.
GodsGift69 says: She is, maybe.
Justadoctor says: I know how desperate you are to hear these words
Justadoctor says: volo ut me felles
Justadoctor says: but they shall never pass my lips
Justadoctor says: *smirks*
Justadoctor says: ahh he is having to look it up again
GodsGift69 says: I hate you
GodsGift69 says: And you're never seeing the bourbon again
Justadoctor says: *chuckles*
Justadoctor says: doesn't matter
Justadoctor says: I do have some elsewhere
GodsGift69 says: Or the box I swiped from behind your underwear
Justadoctor says: *glares*
Justadoctor says: fine, just borrow yours instead
GodsGift69 says: If you can find it
GodsGift69 says: And that's kind of hot
Justadoctor says: it's not the biggest room Jim
Justadoctor says: and you don't hide stuff well
GodsGift69 says: Who says it's in the room?
Justadoctor says: whose to say I didn't use something earlier...
Justadoctor says: while you were teaching?
Justadoctor says: that must of been when I got that zipper stuck
Justadoctor says: hmm just let me adjust things
GodsGift69 says: ...
Justadoctor says: that's a bit better
GodsGift69 says: Meretrix
Justadoctor says: Ad secundum vicem, Jim, how much?
GodsGift69 says: Iuppiter te perdat!
Justadoctor says: and btw that is the feminine you are calling me
GodsGift69 says: vapula!
GodsGift69 says: Now who's googling?
Justadoctor says: I'm waiting for your answer
Justadoctor says: but you seen to go quiet and not answer the question
GodsGift69 says: You're not serious?
Justadoctor says: not willing to back up those insults are you
Justadoctor says: I'm interested to see what you are willing to pay
Justadoctor says: theoretically
GodsGift69 says: Bones, I'm not even going to do that theoretically.
GodsGift69 says: There's no price for you.
Justadoctor says: so you /are/ all talk
GodsGift69 says: No one could ever afford it.
Justadoctor says: thought so
Justadoctor says: flattery won't get you anywhere
GodsGift69 says: I'm being serious
Justadoctor says: *snort*
Justadoctor says: cried wolf one too many times
GodsGift69 says: Insults are one thing, Bones.
GodsGift69 says: And you are teasing me.
Part two this way
Translation of the latin and russian in parts one and two can be found here
Authors: nikki4noo and Clarrisani
Rating: R (for the bad words in Latin)
Pairings/Characters: Kirk/McCoy, mentions of Uhura and Gaila
Summary: One night, a chat over msn turned into a bit of a role playing conversation between Clarrisani and myself. So here, for your amusement, is a little IM we imagined Jim and Bones having one night in their dorm room, while Bones was studying to take part in the Koyabashi Maru for the second time with Jim as Captain. There are a few other languages that come out when these two get going and a link to the translations is available at the end of the post.
Disclaimer: Not mine, dammit!
A/N: with many thanks to spikeface for fixing / assisting with the Latin.
GodsGift69 says: But I wasn't doing anything!
GodsGift69 says: Ruin all my fun...
Justadoctor says: sure, Jim, sure
GodsGift69 says: Bones!!!
Justadoctor says: study my arse!
GodsGift69 says: With pleasure.
Justadoctor says: oi!
Justadoctor says: get back on your side of hte room
Justadoctor says: you degenerate
GodsGift69 says: But you said!
Justadoctor says: not literal you farmboy
GodsGift69 says: Well, if you stopped bending over...
Justadoctor says: If I want my arse studied I have much better options than you
GodsGift69 says: Like?
Justadoctor says: none of your damn business
GodsGift69 says: No one then.
Justadoctor says: a gentleman never kisses and tells
GodsGift69 says: Riiiiiiight
Justadoctor says: I was raised right and proper
GodsGift69 says: Ah-ha
Justadoctor says: oh go eat an apple
GodsGift69 says: Yours?
Justadoctor says: lord help me
Justadoctor says: I will throw this at you in a minute
Justadoctor says: stop bugging me
GodsGift69 says: If you throw it at me, then you'd have to fix me up.
Justadoctor says: *raises eyebrow*
GodsGift69 says: I like it when you play docror
GodsGift69 says: doctor*
Justadoctor says: spelling alluding you today, Jim?
GodsGift69 says: Sorry, I was distracted by my roommate being all hot and sexy when he's grumpy.
Justadoctor says: you really are desperate aren't you?
Justadoctor says: hah luck out with Uhura again?
Justadoctor says: I love seeing her handing you your dignity back on a platter
GodsGift69 says: Didn't see Uhura today
Justadoctor says: ahh so there is a newbie that I need to send a present to then?
GodsGift69 says: Nope
Justadoctor says: one who also happens to be immune to the great James Tiberius *snigger* Kirk
GodsGift69 says: Same old, same old
GodsGift69 says: Just running out of options.
GodsGift69 says: I think it's time I moved onto the nurses.
Justadoctor says: great, and so you bother me
Justadoctor says: love to see you try Jim
Justadoctor says: love to see you try
Justadoctor says: sharp implements, hyposprays
GodsGift69 says: Kinky
Justadoctor says: what's not to love about nurses
Justadoctor says: especially when they know exactly how to deal with "difficult" patients
Justadoctor says: and they all know about you
GodsGift69 says: Are you trying to dissuade, or persuade me here?
Justadoctor says: Oh I want to see you try
Justadoctor says: and get knocked back
Justadoctor says: it's vastly amusing
GodsGift69 says: You know that g-string you found yesterday?
GodsGift69 says: Nurse Andrea.
Justadoctor says: I don't want to know
Justadoctor says: hmm that explains the size of it then
Justadoctor says: not the smallest girl around
GodsGift69 says: What? More to hold onto.
Justadoctor says: padding can be fun
Justadoctor says: if you are into bouncy castles
Justadoctor says: and you are such a child
GodsGift69 says: Besides, her friends said if I took her out, they'd meet me later. Already got three dates lined up later this week.
Justadoctor says: really Jim, it won't fall off if you go a while without using it
Justadoctor says: whoever told you that lied
Justadoctor says: trust me, I'm a doctor
GodsGift69 says: I think you're proof of that
Justadoctor says: can't talk about what you don't know
Justadoctor says: and quantity sure as hell ain't quality
Justadoctor says: plus was married, remember
Justadoctor says: mine works just fine and dandy
GodsGift69 says: Oh really? Care to prove it to me?
Justadoctor says: no
Justadoctor says: study and leave me alone
GodsGift69 says: Then I'll just have to not believe you.
Justadoctor says: trying to read here
Justadoctor says: don't care
GodsGift69 says: I finished studying an hour ago.
Justadoctor says: you want me in that damn test, I need to read up on procedures
Justadoctor says: I'm a doctor, not a helmsman
GodsGift69 says: I could give you a hands on demonstration.
Justadoctor says: damn fool idiot
GodsGift69 says: I'm serious, Bones. I could take you over there and show you.
Justadoctor says: huh remember the last hands on demonstration you decided to "help" me with?
Justadoctor says: my little shuttle issue?
GodsGift69 says: Worked, didn't it?
Justadoctor says: the flying in the tin cans of death
Justadoctor says: you like being thrown up on?
Justadoctor says: still hate em
GodsGift69 says: Yet you joined Starfleet
Justadoctor says: you know why
Justadoctor says: don't push it
GodsGift69 says: *pouts*
GodsGift69 says: You don't love me anymore.
Justadoctor says: *happily is immune*
Justadoctor says: I never did to start off with
GodsGift69 says: You're going to hurt my feelings.
Justadoctor says: you have feelings?
Justadoctor says: have they been hiding under your bed these past three years?
GodsGift69 says: Then you'll have to apologise.
Justadoctor says: along with certain things you think I don't know about
Justadoctor says: Jim you are not anywhere as sneaky as you think you are
GodsGift69 says: Hey, if you want to get into the contents of what's under my bed, I'll start on that box you keep behind your underwear.
Justadoctor says: and yet you claimed I don't know how to use something...
Justadoctor says: really Jim, which is it?
Justadoctor says: I swear I know why you want to take this damn test again
Justadoctor says: you get off on people having to say "aye, captain"
GodsGift69 says: Especially you.
Justadoctor says: the amount of stupid responses to stuff where the helmsman has to say "aye, captain"
Justadoctor says: saints preserve us
Justadoctor says: well preserve me
GodsGift69 says: What? It's hot when you say it
Justadoctor says: don't think a saint is touching you
GodsGift69 says: You call me Captain and I'll call you Doctor? How's that?
Justadoctor says: I AM a doctor
Justadoctor says: you dream about being a captain
GodsGift69 says: I could call you Master if you wanted.
Justadoctor says: so one up on you kid
Justadoctor says: fuck it, where did you hide my bourbon?
GodsGift69 says: Not telling
Justadoctor says: if you are gonna be like this I need a drink
GodsGift69 says: Not until you call me Captain
Justadoctor says: btw been having an interesting chat with a Vulcan fellow
Justadoctor says: been showing me a neat little trick that I know you have been curious about
GodsGift69 says: Was he hot?
GodsGift69 says: Trick?
Justadoctor says: pity you can't master it
GodsGift69 says: Oh shit.
Justadoctor says: but I have a nice delicate touch and know just where to push
Justadoctor says: so unless you get my bourbon out....
GodsGift69 says: But if you nerve pinch me, you'll never find it.
GodsGift69 says: Struck out there, Bones.
Justadoctor says: yeah but I will have peace and quiet and I won't need to drink
GodsGift69 says: And I'll never give you your bourbon
Justadoctor says: I only drink cause of you
Justadoctor says: not like I can't go buy more
GodsGift69 says: And I'll keep short sheeting your bed
Justadoctor says: you are such a child
Justadoctor says: I have access to medications
GodsGift69 says: I also have these cute little pictures of you sucking your thumb in your sleep.
GodsGift69 says: Drooling, too
Justadoctor says: I have recordings of certain things you have said in your sleep
Justadoctor says: talking in your sleep is not a good thing Jim
GodsGift69 says: I have recordings of you singing in the shower
GodsGift69 says: Not the best voice there, Bones.
Justadoctor says: I am sure I will get good money from certain past conquests
Justadoctor says: so?
Justadoctor says: and I ran into Cupcake yesterday too
GodsGift69 says: Still looking cute?
Justadoctor says: he's made some new friends
GodsGift69 says: Good for him
Justadoctor says: particularly in a certain class
GodsGift69 says: The one I help train?
Justadoctor says: and they think the TA's a stuck up arsehole
Justadoctor says: who can't fight to save himself
GodsGift69 says: Mm-hm
Justadoctor says: and only slept his way to the top
GodsGift69 says: Riiight
Justadoctor says: he said a few other things too
GodsGift69 says: Hope you're around tomorrow, Bones. A few of my... students... might need some medical assistance.
Justadoctor says: didn't want to damage his only brain cell
GodsGift69 says: He has one?
Justadoctor says: just the one
Justadoctor says: needs it for walking
Justadoctor says: and then for standing still while he talks
GodsGift69 says: If you can call that talking
Justadoctor says: he's not worth it
GodsGift69 says: So... I have a bottle of bourbon tucked away, and all you need do is say the magic word.
Justadoctor says: just thought you might be interested is all
GodsGift69 says: Or you could just kiss me
GodsGift69 says: You realise I'm going to make cute eyes at you until you do one of them.
Justadoctor says: as I said earlier immune
Justadoctor says: and you just look dyspeptic
GodsGift69 says: Really? Then why are you squirming?
GodsGift69 says: You love it.
GodsGift69 says: You want it.
GodsGift69 says: You need it.
GodsGift69 says: Come on, Bones...
Justadoctor says: irrumator
GodsGift69 says: What?
Justadoctor says: you are the treasurer of the xenolinguistic club
Justadoctor says: you figure it out
GodsGift69 says: Is that an invitation?
Justadoctor says: minime
Justadoctor says: cat got your tongue jim?
GodsGift69 says: Bracae tuae apertae sunt.
Justadoctor says: took you a while to find that
Justadoctor says: and no I don't need to look
GodsGift69 says: No seriously, it is.
Justadoctor says: sure Jim sure
GodsGift69 says: I'm not kidding, Bones
Justadoctor says: if it is, well a breeze is always welcome
GodsGift69 says: It's distracting
Justadoctor says: deal with it
GodsGift69 says:
Justadoctor says: a captain needs to ignore distractions
GodsGift69 says: Or deal with them, as you said...
Justadoctor says: you take one step off that bed...
Justadoctor says: and I will put you in the hospital
GodsGift69 says: But you said!
Justadoctor says: sit your ass back down
GodsGift69 says: On you?
Justadoctor says: god help me
GodsGift69 says: With pleasure!
Justadoctor says: or gods
Justadoctor says: need more than one to deal with you
GodsGift69 says: Seriously, you're doing it deliberate now
GodsGift69 says: Podex perfectus es
Justadoctor says: one of these days we are going to have to deal with the swelling of the ego region of your cerebral cortex
Justadoctor says: having fun with google?
GodsGift69 says: You are!
GodsGift69 says: Canicula
Justadoctor says: I'm a doctor we know latin
GodsGift69 says: I know a lot of languages.
Justadoctor says: took you a while to know this one
GodsGift69 says: K Chortoo
GodsGift69 says: Bones, stop playing with your zipper.
Justadoctor says: Ad tertiam vicem Jim Ad tertiam vicem
Justadoctor says: well it seems to be stuck
GodsGift69 says: Yeah. Right.
GodsGift69 says: Don't look stuck to me.
Justadoctor says: I might just have to cura te ipsum
Justadoctor says: are you having to look it up Jim?
Justadoctor says: I know that look
GodsGift69 says: Tu scortum es
Justadoctor says: you don't know the answer
Justadoctor says: really?
GodsGift69 says: Te odeo, interfice te cochleare.
Justadoctor says: how much you think I'm worth?
GodsGift69 says: Potes meos suaviari clunes
Justadoctor says: a spoon Jim?
GodsGift69 says: Yes, a spoon
Justadoctor says: you wish
GodsGift69 says: Quando podeces te regem eorum fecerunt?
Justadoctor says: and I know where it has been and I ain't kissing it
Justadoctor says: age before beauty Jim
Justadoctor says: didn't you tell me I was your king the other night
Justadoctor says: as I was dragging your fool ass back here?
Justadoctor says: so the asshole who made me king - that would be you
GodsGift69 says: Pedica te caballumque
Justadoctor says: Hic puer est stultissimus omnium!
Justadoctor says: If you want to screw a shuttle, be my guest
GodsGift69 says: Peri
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Justadoctor says: touchy touchy Jim
GodsGift69 says: Matris fututor
Justadoctor says: hey who was listening into our convo
GodsGift69 says: Ah crap.
Justadoctor says: I've seen a picture of your mother so...
GodsGift69 says: Isn't that Uhura's id?
Justadoctor says: nah
Justadoctor says: she was "busy" tonight
GodsGift69 says: Yeah, with that hot roommate of hers. Either that or that lecturer she keeps bragging on about.
GodsGift69 says: The one with the ears?
Justadoctor says: obsessed much Jim?
GodsGift69 says: She only mentions it every time I see her
Justadoctor says: I'm amazed she can get a word in with you prattling at her
GodsGift69 says: "I'm sorry, Kirk, I have to go see whats his-name"
GodsGift69 says: I'm so going to nail her roommate though
GodsGift69 says: Have you seen her? Damn...
Justadoctor says: ah yes because that will make Uhura want you
Justadoctor says: nothing says I love like I've slept with everyone you know
Justadoctor says: orion Jim
Justadoctor says: it's all in the pheromones
GodsGift69 says: I've always wanted to try that out
Justadoctor says: you really do have a green fetish
GodsGift69 says: See, some people don't need them.
GodsGift69 says: They just need to roll their eyes and be grumpy.
Justadoctor says: actually Jim, I have been meaning to talk about your smell....
GodsGift69 says: ...
Justadoctor says: I think you might have the first ever cause of anti-pheromones
GodsGift69 says: Okay! So I had an incident with a garbage can earlier...
Justadoctor says: Uhura and I were talking about it over coffee
Justadoctor says: we need to be tested to find out why we are immune to you
Justadoctor says: then we can sell the immunisation and we will be rich!
Justadoctor says: they might even give us a nobel prize
GodsGift69 says: You're not as immune as you claim you are.
GodsGift69 says: She is, maybe.
Justadoctor says: I know how desperate you are to hear these words
Justadoctor says: volo ut me felles
Justadoctor says: but they shall never pass my lips
Justadoctor says: *smirks*
Justadoctor says: ahh he is having to look it up again
GodsGift69 says: I hate you
GodsGift69 says: And you're never seeing the bourbon again
Justadoctor says: *chuckles*
Justadoctor says: doesn't matter
Justadoctor says: I do have some elsewhere
GodsGift69 says: Or the box I swiped from behind your underwear
Justadoctor says: *glares*
Justadoctor says: fine, just borrow yours instead
GodsGift69 says: If you can find it
GodsGift69 says: And that's kind of hot
Justadoctor says: it's not the biggest room Jim
Justadoctor says: and you don't hide stuff well
GodsGift69 says: Who says it's in the room?
Justadoctor says: whose to say I didn't use something earlier...
Justadoctor says: while you were teaching?
Justadoctor says: that must of been when I got that zipper stuck
Justadoctor says: hmm just let me adjust things
GodsGift69 says: ...
Justadoctor says: that's a bit better
GodsGift69 says: Meretrix
Justadoctor says: Ad secundum vicem, Jim, how much?
GodsGift69 says: Iuppiter te perdat!
Justadoctor says: and btw that is the feminine you are calling me
GodsGift69 says: vapula!
GodsGift69 says: Now who's googling?
Justadoctor says: I'm waiting for your answer
Justadoctor says: but you seen to go quiet and not answer the question
GodsGift69 says: You're not serious?
Justadoctor says: not willing to back up those insults are you
Justadoctor says: I'm interested to see what you are willing to pay
Justadoctor says: theoretically
GodsGift69 says: Bones, I'm not even going to do that theoretically.
GodsGift69 says: There's no price for you.
Justadoctor says: so you /are/ all talk
GodsGift69 says: No one could ever afford it.
Justadoctor says: thought so
Justadoctor says: flattery won't get you anywhere
GodsGift69 says: I'm being serious
Justadoctor says: *snort*
Justadoctor says: cried wolf one too many times
GodsGift69 says: Insults are one thing, Bones.
GodsGift69 says: And you are teasing me.
Part two this way
Translation of the latin and russian in parts one and two can be found here