WHY?
Why? Why must there be all the yelling?
It's COLD outside, dammit. February in Wisconsin means you should be having your drunken parties indoors, where I don't have to listen to them (unless, of course, the party is Chez Noisy Boys, in which case I'll have the opportunity to follow several threads of conversation in addition to the pleasant party soundtrack).
No, I don't even think I can pin this one on Noisy Boys. Your cacophony appears to be coming from several directions. Perhaps a team won a sporting event earlier today. I am happy for them. I am sad for me.
Please go away. Failing that, please stop shrieking. Failing that, please flunk out of college so I have the satisfaction of watching karma bite you in the ass.
ETA: How lame can you get? Now they’re all chanting, “Chug chug chug chug!” My GOD people, get a life. Preferably a quiet one.
In fact, may God bless and KEEP the drunken idiots - far away from ME!
It's COLD outside, dammit. February in Wisconsin means you should be having your drunken parties indoors, where I don't have to listen to them (unless, of course, the party is Chez Noisy Boys, in which case I'll have the opportunity to follow several threads of conversation in addition to the pleasant party soundtrack).
No, I don't even think I can pin this one on Noisy Boys. Your cacophony appears to be coming from several directions. Perhaps a team won a sporting event earlier today. I am happy for them. I am sad for me.
Please go away. Failing that, please stop shrieking. Failing that, please flunk out of college so I have the satisfaction of watching karma bite you in the ass.
ETA: How lame can you get? Now they’re all chanting, “Chug chug chug chug!” My GOD people, get a life. Preferably a quiet one.
In fact, may God bless and KEEP the drunken idiots - far away from ME!