If Only Seething Hatred Were More Effective in Harming Perky Co-Eds
**WARNING: This post contains the ranting of one extremely pissed-off person**
FUCKING ASSHOLE SONS OF BITCHES
Who the hell thinks it's okay to park in another person's driveway? I was parked in this morning by some perky litte co-ed who eventually bounced out of Noisy Boys' house and chirped that she was just leaving. As I finally pulled out of the driveway, I saw her pull right back in behind me. Coming back from the grocery store? She was STILL parked in the end of the driveway! Not only was she illegally parked, but she blocked the way in. She didn't even pull up so I had somewhere to park while trying to track her down.
I parked behind her halfway in the sidewalk and called Parking Enforcement. When they finally got here, I was told that I have no power whatsoever, because I need written authorization from both landlords who share the driveway in order to have the car ticketed or towed. There was absolutely nothing I could do, and Parking Enforcement drove off, warning me that I couldn't leave my car parked into the sidewalk.
The exact same girl wandered down awhile later as I was struggling to carry all my grocery bags in one go. She smiled sunnily and said she was just leaving. I told her that next time I was calling the police (she doesn't know I have no power). She and her little friend got these looks on their faces like, "What's HER problem?"
I now carry deep regret that I then proceeded to back out of the driveway so they could leave so I could get in. I wish mightily that I had just left my car there and let them sit around with their thumbs up their pert little asses waiting for ME to be ready.
Goddamn fucking asshole Noisy Boys and their goddamn girlfriends. FUCK.
FUCKING ASSHOLE SONS OF BITCHES
Who the hell thinks it's okay to park in another person's driveway? I was parked in this morning by some perky litte co-ed who eventually bounced out of Noisy Boys' house and chirped that she was just leaving. As I finally pulled out of the driveway, I saw her pull right back in behind me. Coming back from the grocery store? She was STILL parked in the end of the driveway! Not only was she illegally parked, but she blocked the way in. She didn't even pull up so I had somewhere to park while trying to track her down.
I parked behind her halfway in the sidewalk and called Parking Enforcement. When they finally got here, I was told that I have no power whatsoever, because I need written authorization from both landlords who share the driveway in order to have the car ticketed or towed. There was absolutely nothing I could do, and Parking Enforcement drove off, warning me that I couldn't leave my car parked into the sidewalk.
The exact same girl wandered down awhile later as I was struggling to carry all my grocery bags in one go. She smiled sunnily and said she was just leaving. I told her that next time I was calling the police (she doesn't know I have no power). She and her little friend got these looks on their faces like, "What's HER problem?"
I now carry deep regret that I then proceeded to back out of the driveway so they could leave so I could get in. I wish mightily that I had just left my car there and let them sit around with their thumbs up their pert little asses waiting for ME to be ready.
Goddamn fucking asshole Noisy Boys and their goddamn girlfriends. FUCK.