Yes, I am alive...sort of. I've been mostly in hiding, occasionally posting stuff to FF.net. (Actually, I've posted quite a lot of stuff there, lately, but...yeah.) I just...haven't quite gotten into the mood to launch myself back into LJ. But I guess posting this in this journal can be considered sticking my foot in the door. Hopefully I'll be ( Read more... )

Title: Insontis
Rating: PG
Warnings: Slash, but nothing icky. Goopy enough that you might need to watch your step or you might get stuck in it.
Main Character(s): Starscream, Skyfire
Genre: Fluffy Romance
Summary: Starscream, being his usual dense self, feels a need to flee. Skyfire, being his usual not-dense self, has other ideas. Pre-Earth, pre-war.

( Tap, tap, tap... )

Title: Encounter
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Main Character(s): Thundercracker, Swoop
Genre: Introspection
Summary: Thundercracker has an epiphany and then talks to someone who isn't himself. HORRORS!
( A splash of sunlight sparkled on one of his quarry's delicately pointed silver wingtips... )

Title: Tower
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Main Character(s): Fireflight
Genre: Comedy
Summary: Lack of attention has its consequences.
( Yes, there's a reasonable explanation for why I'm stranded on top of the Sears Tower. )

Title: Hug
Rating: PG
Warnings: Slash, but no touchies. Prowl being a tease. The usual language.
Main Character(s): Jazz, Prowl
Genre: Goofy Fluff
Summary: Jazz wants needs a hug. Prowl is not in a cooperative mood. Rather, Prowl is in a teasing mood. Yes, it does happen. Srsly.

( I like making dramatic entrances... )

Title: Distraction
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Slash, but they don't even touch each other, much less do anything icky. A bit of language here and there.
Main Character(s): Jazz, Prowl
Genre: Meeting Interrupted by Libido. (Yes, it is so an official genre. Because I say so.)
Summary: A bored Jazz is, for Prowl, a dangerous Jazz.
( There are some things in this universe that are utterly predictable... )

Title: Gravity
Rating: R
Warnings: Slashy slashy! Spark-smex! Mush!
Main Character(s): Thundercracker, Skywarp
Genre: Mush.
Summary: Wow, there is such a thing as love at first sight after all... *mushy sigh*

The first half.
( I took a deep breath, gathered my courage... )

Title: Gravity
Rating: R
Warnings: Slashy slashy! This half doesn't have the spark-smex in it, though, alas. Also, TC talking to himself again.
Main Character(s): Thundercracker, Skywarp
Genre: Mush.
Summary: Wow, there is such a thing as love at first sight after all... *mushy sigh*

The other part.
( Frantically I paced the dim, cramped confines of my quarters... )

Title: Best Laid Plans
Rating: PG
Warnings: A bit of cursing, 'cuz, y'know, Ratchet
Main Character(s): Ratchet, Wheeljack
Genre: Comedy
Summary: Ratchet and Wheeljack decide to take a road trip. Not one of their more brilliant ideas, really...
( 'Do you have any idea what happened the last time I took a vacation, Wheeljack?' the medic finally, slowly, blandly asked. )

Title: The High Road
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Naughty language. Thundercracker talking to himself, as usual.
Main Character(s): Thundercracker
Genre: Introspective Nonsense
Summary: Downed and badly damaged in Death Valley, Thundercracker has nothing left to do but entertain the voices in his head.
( Thundercracker's optics came back on line, abruptly dispelling the pleasant darkness in which he'd been floating... )