Title: The Rainbow Table
Fandom: Arashi/JE
Rating: PG-13 right now
Word Count: 1182
Author's note: First, I don't know anyone in JE. Second, this is so un beta'd it hurts. Third, it's for the 24 hour Valentine's day challenge. Fourth, I know that this is so Bastardizing of Arthurian Legend it makes Merlin look mildly bastardized. SHHH.

( Once upon a time in a Kingdom called Camelot. . . )