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Now THAT's a plan to my liking!
I wish I were witty enough to come up with stuff like this. Unfortunately I'm not - but fortunately I have friends who send me things like that.
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Wal-Mart Wine - Especially funny when you live in Redneck country!
Wal-Mart announced that they will soon be offering customers a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range.
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Joke of the day
A friend just sent me this:
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor thy father and thy mother", she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill ( Read more... ) -
Al, where in the world did you find this one?
Received from a friend this morning. Enjoy.
Subject: George W Bush Presidential Library
The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. You'll want to be the first at your corporation to make a contribution to this great man's legacy.
The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The ( Read more... ) -
E-mail from God
Today it was reported in the news that the Pope announced that God has been looking down at Earth and has observed all of the misbehavior that is going on.
Apparently he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a look-see.
When the angel returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth. 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not."
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If you don't have anything profund and sensible to post...
SOCIAL SECURITY SEX
Two men were talking...
"So, how's your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."
"Social Security sex?"
"Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"
LOUD SEX
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband ( Read more... )