E-mail from God
Today it was reported in the news that the Pope announced that God has been looking down at Earth and has observed all of the misbehavior that is going on.
Apparently he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a look-see.
When the angel returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth. 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not."
God considered the report for a moment and declared, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion."
So God summoned another angel and sent him to Earth to check things out.
When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline: 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."
God was not pleased, so He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good to encourage them and give them a little something to help them keep going.
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Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.