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My Dad plays the lottery alot. He buys $5 worth of tickets for every Mega Millions drawing.There are two drawings a week. When I was driving to work yesterday I was thinking about how he never wins and hoping that one day he would win and then we could live in a fantasy world where midgets wait on us hand and foot and we bathe in money. Patrick Carroll(my Father) randomly called me yesterday morning to tell me that he had won $150 from playing the lottery. It was weird. I hope the next time he calls he's hit the jackpot and no one will ever see me again.

Malcolm Gladwell is a genius.