[Video opens on...little boy, maybe around eleven or twelve, sitting in the Master's flat if anyone's inclined to recognise it. He's dressed in a black sort of suit thing and he's not very amused at all. When he speaks, it's in extremely proper English, Received Pronunciation. He's trying to seem very important and cross but it's coming across more ( Read more... )

[The screen turns on. In front of it, sits Koschei. He looks very serious but he gradually gets more worked up as he speaks.]

I...was graciously informed by Lady President Romanadvoratrelundar yesterday that, in fact, I am not recently uncursed as I previously thought. Apparently, this form is, itself, cursed. My real self is apparently a renegade ( Read more... )

[The screen turns on to reveal...someone. It, at least, is not 'Harold Saxon'. He has a different, slightly longer face shape, darker hair and a mustache and goatee beard. He looks composed, and perhaps slightly aloof. He speaks in clipped RP.]

I am not certain what trick the City has been playing on me thus far but this morning, I felt as if I woke ( Read more... )