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[Video opens on...little boy, maybe around eleven or twelve, sitting in the Master's flat if anyone's inclined to recognise it. He's dressed in a black sort of suit thing and he's not very amused at all. When he speaks, it's in extremely proper English, Received Pronunciation. He's trying to seem very important and cross but it's coming across more

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Oh!!! 'Allo!

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[He staaares.] How young are you? You're trapped here too?

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[favoritetraitor]

Um.. um.. THIS many!

[He lifts a tiny arm up above his head, and proudly brandishes 3 fingers.]

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[Raised eyebrows.] What is your species? Are you human? [Just because there's SO MANY HUMANS here already. It's a safe guess.]

video; hey, nationalism is an achievement for a 3 year old...

[favoritetraitor]

... le Francais? Ah... French?

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Human, then. You're awfully young to be here. Hmph.

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[favoritetraitor]

.... why am I awfully young to be here?

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Well it's a prison. Or something rather like that. And I've no idea what they'd want with a tiny human.

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[favoritetraitor]

Um... do you want to play with me? Maman Saya can give us cookies...

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[The 'cookies' part makes him pause momentarily.]

No, I don't think so. You're far too little, and inferior.

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[favoritetraitor]

... what's inferer?

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You.

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[favoritetraitor]

... is that bad?

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It means I shan't play with you.

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[favoritetraitor]

... oh.

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Oh, don't whinge.