a big fish in a little pond.
HAPPY 2012 HAVE A POST
- Got into Saint Seiya: The Lost Canvas. Fuck El Cid for being hot and fuck Kardia for being PRECIOUS and fuck Aspros for being so bigheaded, and fuck Asmita for being flawless and beautiful. THESE ARE MY TOP 4...
- Watched the Wicked Musical last week, goddamn the tears I cried ;____; I want to finish the 4th book now because LIIRRRRRRR (he's my favorite character ORZ)
- Also got VERY into Fate/Zero, I like the system a lot. My favorite team from F/Z has to be the Berserker-duo though, because Kariya is beautiful when he's dying and Berserker is a BAMF. While I love Gilgamesh, he's a bit ridiculous and I like making fun of him and Kirei with elle_ryn too much LOL
RIDER PAIR IS STILL PRECIOUS AND BROMANTIC AND I CRIED SO MUCH ABOUT ISKANDAR'S NOBLE PHANTASM OK
- I don't look forward to school duties at all, it brings a sick feeling to my stomach.
AND!!
BL MEME
doing this because tsuruhime showed me this and it seemed fun
also because I have nothing to do!
【Awakening】
1:あなたのオタク歴(801以外含む）、腐女子歴(801）はどのくらいですか？それぞれお答え下さい。
(When did you become an otaku (non-yaoi) and a Fujoshi (yaoi)? Answer each respectively.)
I don't know, I guess it only properly began when I discovered the FMA original anime, after which I very readily took a liking to Envy. I loved the ass, and from one of his AMVs I ended up finding Deidara from Naruto, and ended up falling into that? Though the Great Descent really began when I found out Katekyo Hitman Reborn and started shipping 6918 LMAO. Though the first homopair I shipped was ofc Edward/Envy (FMA), which I...don't remember why I shipped besides "lol envy is pretty hot". I guess I was already an Everyone/Everyone shipper back then LAMO. Up still now I still ship my then-OTPs for Naruto and KHR.
2:初めてパロディ萌えした作品は何ですか？CPも教えてください。
(What was the first series you liked slash for? Please tell the couple.)
As mentioned above, my initial 'big three' were Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto (specifically Shippuden), and Katekyo Hitman Reborn.
Pairings respectively were Edward/Envy, Sasori/Deidara (or Hidan and Kakuzu huffs) and Mukuro/Hibari. ...Now that I line them up like that, they all seem very dangerous HAHAHA.
3:初めてはまった商業BL作品は何ですか？
(What was your first actual BL series?)
GRAVITATION...........I suffered so much second-hand embarrassment watching it oh god.
WHY DID I WATCH IT AGAIN SOB (Answer: because I saw a Gravitation card deck in a store, and the friend with me was like 'this series is gay, i mean literally gay' and I was like 'guy on guy eh', so I went home to watch it LMAO)
4:初めてプレイしたBLゲームは何ですか？
(What is the first BL game you played?)
I've never played any! I have a Macbook, and most run on PC I think? So, yeah.
5:初めて買ったBLドラマCDは何ですか？
(What’s the first BL drama CD you bought?)
I don't buy drama CDs, and I'm actually not very interested in them. I find them quite pointless for myself (sorry) because I can't understand Japanese. And since my voice recognition is poor (unless it's the singing voice, I can only recognize people when they're singing) I generally can't even get enjoyment out of listening to them even because of seiyuu or anything. So yeah...and I would never spend money on dramaCDs anyway.
Though I admit I DID go off and download Nakai Kazuya's entire drama CD discography at one point because...because I don't know sob. I do love the guy a lot though.
6:同人イベントデビュー（一般参加含む）はいつですか？
(When was your first doujin event debut?)
I don't draw well enough to do doujin! Though I would LOVE to go to comiket and go bankrupt.
7:同人サイトを開設したことはありますか？
(Do you have a doujin site?*)
No, I am not of that level yet ;__; ONE DAY, BUT NOT RIGHT NOW!!
【Inclination】
8:攻について
以下の設定に［◎＝大好物！、○＝割と好き、△＝あんまり…、×＝勘弁してください］で答えてください。
(Concerning the ‘seme’: Assign them to your preferences.
［◎＝Something I love!、○＝Like relatively well、△＝Don’t like very much、×＝ give me a break!］)
オヤジ (older men) → ○ (DEPENDS WHAT KIND OF OLD MAN YOU ARE, YOU KNOW??)
ショタ (shota) → ×
鬼畜 (brutish) → ◎
強引 (pushy) → ○
へたれ (pitiful) → ◎◎
ワンコ (devoted) → ○
ワイルド (wild) → ◎◎◎◎◎
ツンデレ (tsundere) → ◎◎◎
不器用 (awkward) → ◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎
メガネ (glasses) → × (well ok i don't like ~smooth~ megane types)
9:受について
以下の設定に［◎＝大好物!、○＝割と好き、△＝あんまり…、×＝勘弁してください］で答えてください。
(Concerning the ‘uke’: Assign them to your preferences.
［◎＝Something I love!、○＝Like relatively well、△＝Don’t like very much、×＝give me a break!］
オヤジ (older men) → ◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎....... (especially moe. just give me moe. MOE.)
ショタ (shota) → ×××××××× (unless it's slutty porn then ◎ ok)
女王様 (queen-type) → △ (not really)
誘い受 (‘inviting’ type) → ◎◎
襲い受 (‘top’ type) → ◎◎◎◎◎◎
ワンコ (devoted) → ○
ワイルド (wild) → ◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎.........
ツンデレ (tsundere) → ◎◎◎
けなげ (pure) → ××× (unless you're moe and older then ◎, because corrupting people is fun)
メガネ (glasses) → △ (i don't like megane stereotype characters in general)
10:作風・シチュエーションについて
以下の設定に［◎＝大好物、○＝割と好き、△＝あんまり…、×＝勘弁してください］で答えてください。
(Concerning the writing style and situation: Assign them to your preferences.
［◎＝Something I love!、○＝Like relatively well、△＝Don’t like very much、×＝give me a break!］
アホアホ (idiots) → ◎◎◎◎◎...
ダーク (dark) → ◎
リーマンもの (salary men) → ○
学園もの (school setting) → ○
幼馴染み (childhood friends) → ○ (hi kyuugou hi)
主従もの (master/servant) → ○ (depends on characters involved sob)
時代物 (period drama) → ○
ファンタジー (fantasy) → △ (unless PIRATES or ~OUTLAWS~ or some sort of illegal adventure element!! ...then ◎)
総ホモ (100% homo) → △
複数プレイ (threesome, etc.) → ◎ (depends on characters involved.)
リバ (role reversal) → ◎◎◎
下克上 (‘subordinate overtaking superior’) → △ (depends on the subordinate. if he's a jerk then no go away.)
女体化 (feminization) → ×××××
方言 (dialect) → !?!?!?
年の差 (large age difference) → ○ (depends on character.)
11:一番萌える！カップリング設定を教えてください。
（例:へたれ×女王様、部下×上司など）
(Please tell us the hottest coupling setup, in your opinion!
i.e. no-good type x queen, superior x subordinate, etc.)
I don't know, I ship too much of everything to have a set type...I think...
But the one that really makes me screech really has to do with much older people, or growing up and having to leave behind some things to gain others. I think it's because maybe it's my image of growing older, or something. Two people and their own personal problems, growing older and tbh the clincher is the inability to express oneself. I like pairs where both, or one, simply cannot communicate properly even though they desperately want to.
...And on the other end of the spectrum I just like it crazy and hot and very very handsome on both ends. :9 I don't care if you're a gangster a pirate or a businessman or what age, as long as it's handsome and dirty and NO ONE pulls that "noooo it hurtssss" thing.
basically this is where all my terrible preference for wild pairings comes from.
and in case you haven't noticed i really really like people with pretty illegal occupations so elements of that would be nice, yeah.
12:上のリストには無かったけど、これは萌え！or萎え！なものがあれば叫んでください。
(Please give a type that isn’t in the above list that makes you excited or dissatisfied!)
I like highly competitive pairs also, but only in certain combinations (aka bighead dumbass vs the tsundere idiot etc)...actually tbh I don't know, I just like what I like soooob. Also girly uke and shota get on my nerves, and I am SO sick of student!seme/teacher!uke ok.
Also no doctors, I don't really like the doctor stereotype.
【Currently】
13:作家買いしているBL作家さんはいますか？（何人でも！）
(Do you currently have any authors that you seek out to buy? (As many people as you want!))
I only care about Kyuugou because she is my personal god ok
But still, I would only really buy stuff from Kyuugou, or Sumomo Yumeka. Both of them are masters in the art of producing heartfelt stories ;__;
Also I really like Suekane Kumiko and I would buy her stuff but not her BL works so idk if that even counts
14:毎月BL系の雑誌を何冊くらい買っていますか？
(Around how many of the BL monthly magazines do you buy?)
NONE, I READ IT ALL ONLINE
LIKE A PIRATE
15:毎月BLコミックスを何冊くらい買っていますか？
(Around how many BL comics do you buy each month?)
NONE, I'M TOO CHEAPSKATE FOR THAT AND ALL MY MONEY WENT INTO BUYING SAINT SEIYA - THE LOST CANVAS.
16:今一番アツいジャンル（or作品）は何ですか？
またそれについて熱い思いを語ってください。
(Currently, what’s the ‘in’ genre (or work)?
Please talk about your thoughts on this trend.)
I have no idea, I've been out of it for awhile. I've never really paid much attention, I guess. It seems like there's quite a thing with going for old or more handsome men these days, but at the same time it's not like the pretty and lean bishonen types are losing any popularity either...everything is still as it is, only just...slightly more popularized.
I don't even know what I'm saying sob but TL;DR I don't know and I don't really care
I just want to ship my people
【In Closing】
17:バトンを回す5人を指名してください。
(Please name five people you’ll pass the baton to.)
i refuse, please do this only if you want to!
- Got into Saint Seiya: The Lost Canvas. Fuck El Cid for being hot and fuck Kardia for being PRECIOUS and fuck Aspros for being so bigheaded, and fuck Asmita for being flawless and beautiful. THESE ARE MY TOP 4...
- Watched the Wicked Musical last week, goddamn the tears I cried ;____; I want to finish the 4th book now because LIIRRRRRRR (he's my favorite character ORZ)
- Also got VERY into Fate/Zero, I like the system a lot. My favorite team from F/Z has to be the Berserker-duo though, because Kariya is beautiful when he's dying and Berserker is a BAMF. While I love Gilgamesh, he's a bit ridiculous and I like making fun of him and Kirei with elle_ryn too much LOL
RIDER PAIR IS STILL PRECIOUS AND BROMANTIC AND I CRIED SO MUCH ABOUT ISKANDAR'S NOBLE PHANTASM OK
- I don't look forward to school duties at all, it brings a sick feeling to my stomach.
AND!!
BL MEME
doing this because tsuruhime showed me this and it seemed fun
also because I have nothing to do!
【Awakening】
1:あなたのオタク歴(801以外含む）、腐女子歴(801）はどのくらいですか？それぞれお答え下さい。
(When did you become an otaku (non-yaoi) and a Fujoshi (yaoi)? Answer each respectively.)
I don't know, I guess it only properly began when I discovered the FMA original anime, after which I very readily took a liking to Envy. I loved the ass, and from one of his AMVs I ended up finding Deidara from Naruto, and ended up falling into that? Though the Great Descent really began when I found out Katekyo Hitman Reborn and started shipping 6918 LMAO. Though the first homopair I shipped was ofc Edward/Envy (FMA), which I...don't remember why I shipped besides "lol envy is pretty hot". I guess I was already an Everyone/Everyone shipper back then LAMO. Up still now I still ship my then-OTPs for Naruto and KHR.
2:初めてパロディ萌えした作品は何ですか？CPも教えてください。
(What was the first series you liked slash for? Please tell the couple.)
As mentioned above, my initial 'big three' were Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto (specifically Shippuden), and Katekyo Hitman Reborn.
Pairings respectively were Edward/Envy, Sasori/Deidara (or Hidan and Kakuzu huffs) and Mukuro/Hibari. ...Now that I line them up like that, they all seem very dangerous HAHAHA.
3:初めてはまった商業BL作品は何ですか？
(What was your first actual BL series?)
GRAVITATION...........I suffered so much second-hand embarrassment watching it oh god.
WHY DID I WATCH IT AGAIN SOB (Answer: because I saw a Gravitation card deck in a store, and the friend with me was like 'this series is gay, i mean literally gay' and I was like 'guy on guy eh', so I went home to watch it LMAO)
4:初めてプレイしたBLゲームは何ですか？
(What is the first BL game you played?)
I've never played any! I have a Macbook, and most run on PC I think? So, yeah.
5:初めて買ったBLドラマCDは何ですか？
(What’s the first BL drama CD you bought?)
I don't buy drama CDs, and I'm actually not very interested in them. I find them quite pointless for myself (sorry) because I can't understand Japanese. And since my voice recognition is poor (unless it's the singing voice, I can only recognize people when they're singing) I generally can't even get enjoyment out of listening to them even because of seiyuu or anything. So yeah...and I would never spend money on dramaCDs anyway.
Though I admit I DID go off and download Nakai Kazuya's entire drama CD discography at one point because...because I don't know sob. I do love the guy a lot though.
6:同人イベントデビュー（一般参加含む）はいつですか？
(When was your first doujin event debut?)
I don't draw well enough to do doujin! Though I would LOVE to go to comiket and go bankrupt.
7:同人サイトを開設したことはありますか？
(Do you have a doujin site?*)
No, I am not of that level yet ;__; ONE DAY, BUT NOT RIGHT NOW!!
【Inclination】
8:攻について
以下の設定に［◎＝大好物！、○＝割と好き、△＝あんまり…、×＝勘弁してください］で答えてください。
(Concerning the ‘seme’: Assign them to your preferences.
［◎＝Something I love!、○＝Like relatively well、△＝Don’t like very much、×＝ give me a break!］)
オヤジ (older men) → ○ (DEPENDS WHAT KIND OF OLD MAN YOU ARE, YOU KNOW??)
ショタ (shota) → ×
鬼畜 (brutish) → ◎
強引 (pushy) → ○
へたれ (pitiful) → ◎◎
ワンコ (devoted) → ○
ワイルド (wild) → ◎◎◎◎◎
ツンデレ (tsundere) → ◎◎◎
不器用 (awkward) → ◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎
メガネ (glasses) → × (well ok i don't like ~smooth~ megane types)
9:受について
以下の設定に［◎＝大好物!、○＝割と好き、△＝あんまり…、×＝勘弁してください］で答えてください。
(Concerning the ‘uke’: Assign them to your preferences.
［◎＝Something I love!、○＝Like relatively well、△＝Don’t like very much、×＝give me a break!］
オヤジ (older men) → ◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎....... (especially moe. just give me moe. MOE.)
ショタ (shota) → ×××××××× (unless it's slutty porn then ◎ ok)
女王様 (queen-type) → △ (not really)
誘い受 (‘inviting’ type) → ◎◎
襲い受 (‘top’ type) → ◎◎◎◎◎◎
ワンコ (devoted) → ○
ワイルド (wild) → ◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎.........
ツンデレ (tsundere) → ◎◎◎
けなげ (pure) → ××× (unless you're moe and older then ◎, because corrupting people is fun)
メガネ (glasses) → △ (i don't like megane stereotype characters in general)
10:作風・シチュエーションについて
以下の設定に［◎＝大好物、○＝割と好き、△＝あんまり…、×＝勘弁してください］で答えてください。
(Concerning the writing style and situation: Assign them to your preferences.
［◎＝Something I love!、○＝Like relatively well、△＝Don’t like very much、×＝give me a break!］
アホアホ (idiots) → ◎◎◎◎◎...
ダーク (dark) → ◎
リーマンもの (salary men) → ○
学園もの (school setting) → ○
幼馴染み (childhood friends) → ○ (hi kyuugou hi)
主従もの (master/servant) → ○ (depends on characters involved sob)
時代物 (period drama) → ○
ファンタジー (fantasy) → △ (unless PIRATES or ~OUTLAWS~ or some sort of illegal adventure element!! ...then ◎)
総ホモ (100% homo) → △
複数プレイ (threesome, etc.) → ◎ (depends on characters involved.)
リバ (role reversal) → ◎◎◎
下克上 (‘subordinate overtaking superior’) → △ (depends on the subordinate. if he's a jerk then no go away.)
女体化 (feminization) → ×××××
方言 (dialect) → !?!?!?
年の差 (large age difference) → ○ (depends on character.)
11:一番萌える！カップリング設定を教えてください。
（例:へたれ×女王様、部下×上司など）
(Please tell us the hottest coupling setup, in your opinion!
i.e. no-good type x queen, superior x subordinate, etc.)
I don't know, I ship too much of everything to have a set type...I think...
But the one that really makes me screech really has to do with much older people, or growing up and having to leave behind some things to gain others. I think it's because maybe it's my image of growing older, or something. Two people and their own personal problems, growing older and tbh the clincher is the inability to express oneself. I like pairs where both, or one, simply cannot communicate properly even though they desperately want to.
...And on the other end of the spectrum I just like it crazy and hot and very very handsome on both ends. :9 I don't care if you're a gangster a pirate or a businessman or what age, as long as it's handsome and dirty and NO ONE pulls that "noooo it hurtssss" thing.
basically this is where all my terrible preference for wild pairings comes from.
and in case you haven't noticed i really really like people with pretty illegal occupations so elements of that would be nice, yeah.
12:上のリストには無かったけど、これは萌え！or萎え！なものがあれば叫んでください。
(Please give a type that isn’t in the above list that makes you excited or dissatisfied!)
I like highly competitive pairs also, but only in certain combinations (aka bighead dumbass vs the tsundere idiot etc)...actually tbh I don't know, I just like what I like soooob. Also girly uke and shota get on my nerves, and I am SO sick of student!seme/teacher!uke ok.
Also no doctors, I don't really like the doctor stereotype.
【Currently】
13:作家買いしているBL作家さんはいますか？（何人でも！）
(Do you currently have any authors that you seek out to buy? (As many people as you want!))
I only care about Kyuugou because she is my personal god ok
But still, I would only really buy stuff from Kyuugou, or Sumomo Yumeka. Both of them are masters in the art of producing heartfelt stories ;__;
Also I really like Suekane Kumiko and I would buy her stuff but not her BL works so idk if that even counts
14:毎月BL系の雑誌を何冊くらい買っていますか？
(Around how many of the BL monthly magazines do you buy?)
NONE, I READ IT ALL ONLINE
LIKE A PIRATE
15:毎月BLコミックスを何冊くらい買っていますか？
(Around how many BL comics do you buy each month?)
NONE, I'M TOO CHEAPSKATE FOR THAT AND ALL MY MONEY WENT INTO BUYING SAINT SEIYA - THE LOST CANVAS.
16:今一番アツいジャンル（or作品）は何ですか？
またそれについて熱い思いを語ってください。
(Currently, what’s the ‘in’ genre (or work)?
Please talk about your thoughts on this trend.)
I have no idea, I've been out of it for awhile. I've never really paid much attention, I guess. It seems like there's quite a thing with going for old or more handsome men these days, but at the same time it's not like the pretty and lean bishonen types are losing any popularity either...everything is still as it is, only just...slightly more popularized.
I don't even know what I'm saying sob but TL;DR I don't know and I don't really care
I just want to ship my people
【In Closing】
17:バトンを回す5人を指名してください。
(Please name five people you’ll pass the baton to.)
i refuse, please do this only if you want to!