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"Agent Zoomer, report!"
"Sir, we managed to steal the GenX plans, but they're written in some kind of secret code that I can't decipher."
(looks at paper)
"This is cursive."

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So we take the 30,573 lies that Trump told while in office, then multiply that by the average two inch growth of Pinocchio's nose we get a grand total of 5095.5 feet.

For comparison, one mile is 5280 feet. Dammit, so close!

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