When I drove home from work yesterday, I was met with a small pillar of fire and smoke. I saw that dad had lit our raised outdoor fireplace-thing and set a decent supply of branches beside it. I walked over to investigate.
Dad: "Ready?"
Me: "Ready for what?"
Dad: "To burn the church."
Me: ... "Come again?"

I hadn't the faintest idea what he was talking ( Read more... )

 Well, after not posting for several weeks, I am practically flooding the news feeds now. Cleaning my room has lead to inspiration, apparently.

I had a daily calendar a couple of years ago that was called "Anguished English". Each day it included a quote that was either a misuse of the English language, a very witty convolution of it [doubts that " ( Read more... )

 I mostly cleaned my room last night, so I'm finally able to get on with the packing. Started a bit of that too ( Read more... )