My mother is my stand partner.
Things normal stand partners don't normally say :
"FIX IT!" really loudly, when the wind blows the music during the concert.
"Don't encourage her," when another musician pays a compliment.
"Is it raining? Is it raining?" five minutes later, "Is it raining?" while you're trying to read alto clef.
"I know you can't see the music and are hitting the person on the other side of you with your bow because you have no space, but I'm the outside player and I get precedence."
"I can see your crack," in front of the microphone, onstage during a concert.
"FIX IT!" really loudly, when the wind blows the music during the concert.
"Don't encourage her," when another musician pays a compliment.
"Is it raining? Is it raining?" five minutes later, "Is it raining?" while you're trying to read alto clef.
"I know you can't see the music and are hitting the person on the other side of you with your bow because you have no space, but I'm the outside player and I get precedence."
"I can see your crack," in front of the microphone, onstage during a concert.