bwuh

Jun 19, 2012 02:30

What. In. The. Living. Fuck.

Some choice excerpts:

REBELLION AGAINST YOUR PARENTS IS A CRIME WORTHY OF DEATH.

Seriously? No, seriously. Acting out because you're fourteen and you're trying to find solid ground during puberty is the same as murder? WTF, you religious nutjob.

DO GOTHS DRESS MODESTLY? NO. THEY DRESS LIKE FILTHY SATANIC WHORES. COVERED IN PIERCINGS AND TATTOOS, TORN FISHNET STOCKINGS, PVC, BASQUES AND BONDAGE CLOTHING. DRESSING UP LIKE A SICK CIRCUS FREAK IS A DIRECT DEFIANCE TO GOD.

Apparently God hates circus folk, too.

JESUS CHRIST DIED ONLY FOR THOSE WHO BELIEVE HE IS THE TRUE SON OF GOD. ALL THOSE WHO DO NOT BELIEVE AND ACCEPT HIM AS THE TRUE MESSIAH (IE. GOTHS, JEWS, WICCANS, BUDDHISTS, HINDUS, SATANISTS, CHILDREN TOO YOUNG TO UNDERSTAND THE BIBLE, PEOPLE BORN WITH MENTAL RETARDATIONS, ABORTED FETUSES) WILL BURN IN HELL.

Let me break down this list for a moment. So Jesus only died for those who believe he's the Messiah. So...he's still alive if we don't think he's the Messiah?

What about Christian goths? Or Jews for Jesus? And then we come to the burning-in-eternal-hellfire part:
  • Goths
  • Jews
  • Wiccans
  • Buddhists
  • Hindus
  • Bet me Muslims are on here too
  • Satanists
  • Kids
  • The handicapped
So much for the "kind accepting God" bit.

ONLY GOD'S ELECT HAVE THE CAPABILITY TO BELIEVE, AND FOLLOW GOD'S TEACHINGS, WORD FOR WORD, LETTER FOR LETTER.

So...if you're not one of God's elect...you won't have the ability to believe unquestioningly in every single letter of the Bible? That doesn't make rational sense.

THE GOTHS' ONLY HOPE IS TO HAVE THE UNAMBIGUOUS TRUTH PREACHED TO THEM, AND PERHAPS GOD WILL SOFTEN THEIR HEARTS AND GRANT THEM REPENTANCE TO DEPART FROM THEIR SIN AND NAME THE NAME OF CHRIST. NOT VERY LIKELY, THOUGH, SINCE GOD HAS GIVEN UP ON THEM. HE HAS ABANDONED THEM. HE SHALL MOCK THEM WHEN THEY SUFFER, AND LAUGH AT THEIR DEMISE. WHEN A GOTH DIES, GOD LAUGHS.

First Church of God the Bastard, then?

So let's be straight here. Goths are the lowest form of human trash that has ever crawled upon this good clean earth. 'Garbage people' I call them, and I can assure you that is what they are. Freaks who worship the Devil, who take drugs and molest children, who have pre-marrital sex, who whore themselves, who are obsessed with Vampirism, and abuse handicapped kids, who promote cross-dressing and underaged homosexuality, who behave like wild violent animals that need to be put down, who cut themselves and try to get others to self harm, degrade themselves and attempt suicide and think it is acceptable behaviour. I rate them as detestable as those worthless cerebal palsy retarded creatures they plant at the entrance to Walmart, to welcome shoppers.

Yeah, I'm so done with this idiot. He's equating Satanism, the gothic subculture, and immorality with animals, child molesters, and the mentally slow. Where the hell does he get off?

stupidity, religion, baffling

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