more spam!
From: "Zoe" (ukeonydbyc@hafezonline.com)
Date: Sun, May 13, 2012 at 4:59 AM
Subject: hbllo
You can't even spell "hello" right and you want me to take you seriously?
Im a 28 single female
But of course you are.
looking for friends maybe more.
Good for you.
I enjoy being outside,
Wait. That's a hobby? Being outside? I mean...just...is it more, "I enjoy standing around", or is it closer to "I like doing things outside, but I'm too lazy to type out what they are"?
playing darts,
Indoor sport;
camping,
Outdoor sport;
drinking,
Really, you can drink anywhere.
and dancing.
Usually outdoors. Okay, so maybe it is that you just like standing around. How weird.
Im looking for a man
Well, that wouldn't be me. Good luck in your search.
18 to 40
Still not me.
who is single,
Not me.
has a job,
Sadly, not me.
and likes to have fun
Well, I do like to have fun...does one out of five count?
my pics are here [Russian URL redacted]
...and that was it. Wau. Short and pointless. Deleted. We move on!
From: Blake (qrhuppyyyx@golfsmith.com)
To: arieth100@gmail.com
Wait, this isn't even me, why did I get this??
Date: Mon, May 7, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Subject: hbbao
And you still can't spell "hello" properly.
Im a 28 single female looking for friends maybe more. I enjoy being outside,
playing darts, camping, drinking, and dancing.
Im looking for a man 18 to 40 who is single, has a job, and likes to have
fun
my pics are here:
And not even bothering. Same damn spam.
From: Aaliyah (qtxadute@elch.org)
Date: Mon, Apr 30, 2012 at 8:17 PM
Subject: hblbo
STILL can't spell "hello" to save your life. Wau.
Looking for a guy that can dominate me in bed and put me how he wants me.
There are so many ways to analyze that sentence. I'll just lead off with "not a guy".
I'm just looking for a fwb's not a relationship.
Then you'd really have to look somewhere else.
I just need some relief every now and then ;)
Don't we all?
my pix are here
And not a chance in hell I'm linking that.
From: Verney lel@greenland.com.sa
To: babakpostmail@gmail.com
Again not to me...
Date: Sun, Apr 29, 2012 at 1:48 AM
Subject: Lets dance!
Uh...
I just got out of a three year relationship last month.
My sympathies.
While I'm not emotionally ready to start dating again, I am in desperate need of male
contact.
You know, in a sense, this is really progressive. These all seem to be spams dealing with wanting sex, on the behalf of females who just want sex. It's still such a socially backward concept--women are still supposed to be retiring, and shy, and never be "forward" or ask for what we want.
While some of us are shy, and a lot of us carry around baggage, at least this seems fairly progressive...sort of. Well, the "I want to have sex" part is.
The "Hey, random stranger, come do me" sections are...pretty bad.
Ideally, I would prefer someone around my age, but anyone under 30 is ok.
a) still not a guy, and
b) not under 30.
I am in shape and dd free
DD free?
and I expect you to be the same (420 friendly though).
Let me take a stab at this one. Disease free, but she's okay with pot?
I don't want this to be a one time thing; I am looking for an ongoing fwb.
"I'm reasonably picky about which random strangers I have sex a lot with."
I have a rather high sex drive and would love to find someone to meet up with at least two or three times a week.
Maybe it's just me, but at least locally, "high sex drive" means "has sex daily". Or at least wants sex daily. "Two or three times a week" pretty much means "married".
I can host
Wait. Host what?? This is new.
or come to you.
Oh...Right. In other words, she'll come see you, or you can go see them. Got it.
You can see my pics and profile at here: [Russian URL redacted]
Yeah. So...I've been getting a lot of these. For some reason.
Date: Sun, May 13, 2012 at 4:59 AM
Subject: hbllo
You can't even spell "hello" right and you want me to take you seriously?
Im a 28 single female
But of course you are.
looking for friends maybe more.
Good for you.
I enjoy being outside,
Wait. That's a hobby? Being outside? I mean...just...is it more, "I enjoy standing around", or is it closer to "I like doing things outside, but I'm too lazy to type out what they are"?
playing darts,
Indoor sport;
camping,
Outdoor sport;
drinking,
Really, you can drink anywhere.
and dancing.
Usually outdoors. Okay, so maybe it is that you just like standing around. How weird.
Im looking for a man
Well, that wouldn't be me. Good luck in your search.
18 to 40
Still not me.
who is single,
Not me.
has a job,
Sadly, not me.
and likes to have fun
Well, I do like to have fun...does one out of five count?
my pics are here [Russian URL redacted]
...and that was it. Wau. Short and pointless. Deleted. We move on!
From: Blake (qrhuppyyyx@golfsmith.com)
To: arieth100@gmail.com
Wait, this isn't even me, why did I get this??
Date: Mon, May 7, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Subject: hbbao
And you still can't spell "hello" properly.
Im a 28 single female looking for friends maybe more. I enjoy being outside,
playing darts, camping, drinking, and dancing.
Im looking for a man 18 to 40 who is single, has a job, and likes to have
fun
my pics are here:
And not even bothering. Same damn spam.
From: Aaliyah (qtxadute@elch.org)
Date: Mon, Apr 30, 2012 at 8:17 PM
Subject: hblbo
STILL can't spell "hello" to save your life. Wau.
Looking for a guy that can dominate me in bed and put me how he wants me.
There are so many ways to analyze that sentence. I'll just lead off with "not a guy".
I'm just looking for a fwb's not a relationship.
Then you'd really have to look somewhere else.
I just need some relief every now and then ;)
Don't we all?
my pix are here
And not a chance in hell I'm linking that.
From: Verney lel@greenland.com.sa
To: babakpostmail@gmail.com
Again not to me...
Date: Sun, Apr 29, 2012 at 1:48 AM
Subject: Lets dance!
Uh...
I just got out of a three year relationship last month.
My sympathies.
While I'm not emotionally ready to start dating again, I am in desperate need of male
contact.
You know, in a sense, this is really progressive. These all seem to be spams dealing with wanting sex, on the behalf of females who just want sex. It's still such a socially backward concept--women are still supposed to be retiring, and shy, and never be "forward" or ask for what we want.
While some of us are shy, and a lot of us carry around baggage, at least this seems fairly progressive...sort of. Well, the "I want to have sex" part is.
The "Hey, random stranger, come do me" sections are...pretty bad.
Ideally, I would prefer someone around my age, but anyone under 30 is ok.
a) still not a guy, and
b) not under 30.
I am in shape and dd free
DD free?
and I expect you to be the same (420 friendly though).
Let me take a stab at this one. Disease free, but she's okay with pot?
I don't want this to be a one time thing; I am looking for an ongoing fwb.
"I'm reasonably picky about which random strangers I have sex a lot with."
I have a rather high sex drive and would love to find someone to meet up with at least two or three times a week.
Maybe it's just me, but at least locally, "high sex drive" means "has sex daily". Or at least wants sex daily. "Two or three times a week" pretty much means "married".
I can host
Wait. Host what?? This is new.
or come to you.
Oh...Right. In other words, she'll come see you, or you can go see them. Got it.
You can see my pics and profile at here: [Russian URL redacted]
Yeah. So...I've been getting a lot of these. For some reason.