here we go again
From: ssnetwork@actrix.co.nz
reply-to: agentshopp@post.com
date: Fri, May 11, 2012 at 6:42 PM
subject: Secret Shopper!
mailed-by: actrix.co.nz
Right off the bat, I know I'm going to hate this.
Hello Candidate,
Screw you.
We are accepting applications from qualified individuals to become Secret - Shopper and your wages would be $200 per assignment. No commitment is made on this Job and you would have flexible hours at least 2 evaluations a week because this is a part time job and this suits for you. We will provide you the money for all your evaluation.
Of course you will.
Money order or Payment check would be in a certain amount which you would be required to Cash a your Bank, deduct your salary and have the rest used for the evaluation at the store that would be given to you for evaluate.
*checks the address again* New Zealand. Weird how much this sounds like badly retranslated Chinese. Huh.
Provide the following information if you interested and we will get back shortly with an your assignment. ( agentshopp@post.com )
Never gonna happen.
First Name:
Die.
Last Name:
Die.
Street Address (PO Box Not Acceptable):
Die on fire.
City, State, Zip Code:
Die in great pain.
Cell Phone Number / Home Phone Number:
Just die.
Age:
Screw you.
The current work:
Not applicable. (Though apparently, the survey gig is picking up! At this rate I can afford to go out to eat every two years!)
Alternate Email Address:
Never gonna happen. Also die.
Candidates from the USA & EUROPE allowed to apply for this Offer
I bet they are.
Regards,
Mrs. Melinda Reyes
Manager Recruitment
copyright @ 2012
And the copyright notice is just priceless. Like anyone would challenge "Mrs. Melinda Reyes" for this auto-translated bit of crap.
According to the email/internet scams site, this has been going on for a while. Their recommendation is to go ahead and turn over my personal info to these idiots so I can get the fake money orders and turn them over to a higher authority. I'm sure that would be better for a court case, but nope, not going that far.
In other news, I've been watching Supernatural...
...not one word, Ren. Not. One. Word.
...and okay, past season one--which was TERRIFYINGLY BAD--it's been okay. Pretty boys put through hell, yeah, that's kind of my thing, okay.
Still. The first season was dreck. Start to finish. Dreeeeeeck.
At present I'm on episode eleven in season two. I'm still on occasion dragging my feet to go through episodes, but I'm getting there. AND they still get things wrong now and again. But I can cope with the inconsistency, if grudgingly.
In other news, recently went through the entirety of season one of Dresden Files again. Miss that show desperately. Most of the magic in that case--and in the books? They got right.
reply-to: agentshopp@post.com
date: Fri, May 11, 2012 at 6:42 PM
subject: Secret Shopper!
mailed-by: actrix.co.nz
Right off the bat, I know I'm going to hate this.
Hello Candidate,
Screw you.
We are accepting applications from qualified individuals to become Secret - Shopper and your wages would be $200 per assignment. No commitment is made on this Job and you would have flexible hours at least 2 evaluations a week because this is a part time job and this suits for you. We will provide you the money for all your evaluation.
Of course you will.
Money order or Payment check would be in a certain amount which you would be required to Cash a your Bank, deduct your salary and have the rest used for the evaluation at the store that would be given to you for evaluate.
*checks the address again* New Zealand. Weird how much this sounds like badly retranslated Chinese. Huh.
Provide the following information if you interested and we will get back shortly with an your assignment. ( agentshopp@post.com )
Never gonna happen.
First Name:
Die.
Last Name:
Die.
Street Address (PO Box Not Acceptable):
Die on fire.
City, State, Zip Code:
Die in great pain.
Cell Phone Number / Home Phone Number:
Just die.
Age:
Screw you.
The current work:
Not applicable. (Though apparently, the survey gig is picking up! At this rate I can afford to go out to eat every two years!)
Alternate Email Address:
Never gonna happen. Also die.
Candidates from the USA & EUROPE allowed to apply for this Offer
I bet they are.
Regards,
Mrs. Melinda Reyes
Manager Recruitment
copyright @ 2012
And the copyright notice is just priceless. Like anyone would challenge "Mrs. Melinda Reyes" for this auto-translated bit of crap.
According to the email/internet scams site, this has been going on for a while. Their recommendation is to go ahead and turn over my personal info to these idiots so I can get the fake money orders and turn them over to a higher authority. I'm sure that would be better for a court case, but nope, not going that far.
In other news, I've been watching Supernatural...
...not one word, Ren. Not. One. Word.
...and okay, past season one--which was TERRIFYINGLY BAD--it's been okay. Pretty boys put through hell, yeah, that's kind of my thing, okay.
Still. The first season was dreck. Start to finish. Dreeeeeeck.
At present I'm on episode eleven in season two. I'm still on occasion dragging my feet to go through episodes, but I'm getting there. AND they still get things wrong now and again. But I can cope with the inconsistency, if grudgingly.
In other news, recently went through the entirety of season one of Dresden Files again. Miss that show desperately. Most of the magic in that case--and in the books? They got right.