My friend randomly told me yesterday that he read a certain Supernatural casting SPOILER that I just could. not. believe. Seriously, I thought he was yanking my chain or something and I didn't have internet that night and was only on my BlackBerry, and all the
Twitter clients were still all wonky from the DDoS attacks so I couldn't really find out ANYTHING.
And whaddya know, it's actually TRUE. Insane!
Don't click the links below if you DON'T WANNA BE SPOILED!
(Hell, don't even HOVER OVER THEM coz the URL itself is spoilery!)
Like any normal Supernatural FANATIC, my initial reaction was the same as everyone else.
PARIS HILTON IN SUPERNATURAL? W.T.F?
We are, after all, talking about Supernatural here. My beloved show. The apple of my eye. My darling Winchesters (and Castiel of course!)
I was like: NOOOOOOOOOO THEY'RE ABOUT TO BE TAINTED BY PARIS FREAKIN' HILTON! CRIES. BAWLS.
But then I thought, Eric Kripke has got to have something completely mindblowing behind all this. Seriously, I just know he has some crazy awesome shit camouflaged behind this WTFness. You just gotta believe in Kripke. Considering how much hilarious shit has went down in Supernatural, such as the ones in my Hall of Fame favorites: Bad Day At Black Rock, Hollywood Babylon, Mystery Spot, Monster Movie, Yellow Fever, The Monster At The End Of This Book... I just know that there are two possibilities of what Paris Hilton's one-time role could be either:
a. Demon/vampire/wendigo/revenant/Sadako/angry spirit/monster/etc, or...
b. HERSELF.
And after stumbling upon
this article from The Chicago Tribune, I find out that my guesses were right...
"If anyone ever wanted to see a bloodthirsty Paris attack and kill somebody, this is your chance," said Kripke, who added that he was "quite frankly shocked that Paris agreed to do it."
"We wrote the role just for her," Gamble said. "We're very excited that she said yes. She plays the role of a demonic creature that takes the form of... Paris Hilton. If you know our style, you know we go pretty funny and irreverent with this stuff, so--expect that. The fact that she wanted to do the episode speaks volumes about her sense of humor. She's flat-out awesome for playing along. You'll see."
...LIKE BOTH GUESSES.
How crazy is that??? They're writing that Paris Hilton herself is actually a DEMONIC CREATURE in disguise, seriously THAT. CAN'T. BE. MORE. HILARIOUS!
fallen_titaness aka @
readora tweeted to me earlier today that she's not even worried about it anymore because she believes in Kripke.
Yes, SPN fans. We should stop fretting and just BELIEVE IN KRIPKE. For he knows what he is doing. And it is good.